I always say, keep a diary and someday it’ll keep you.
MAE WESTMarriage is a fine institution, but I’m not ready for an institution.
More Mae West Quotes
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Is that a pistol in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
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It’s all right for a perfect stranger to kiss your hand as long as he’s perfect.
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I don’t know a lot about politics, but I can recognise a good party man when I see one.
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I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond.
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No one can have everything, so you have to try for what you want most.
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I didn’t discover curves; I only uncovered them.
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It’s not the men in your life that matters, it’s the life in your men.
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All discarded lovers should be given a second chance, but with somebody else.
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A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald but if he has fire, women will like him.
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The curve is more powerful than the sword.
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I only read biographies, metaphysics and psychology. I can dream up my own fiction.
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It’s not what you can do, but the way you do it that counts.
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Love is like a booger, you pick and pick at it. Then when you get it you wonder how to get rid of it.
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Every man I meet wants to protect me. I can’t figure out what from.
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I don’t like myself, I’m crazy about myself.
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