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I’m a good woman for a bad man.

Mae West

It takes two to get one in trouble.
MAE WEST

One Liner Trouble
The best way to learn to be a lady is to see how other ladies do it.
MAE WEST

Lady Learning
Women like a man with a past, but they prefer a man with a present.
MAE WEST

Man Past Prefer Present Women
When in doubt take a bath.
MAE WEST

Bath Dount One Liner
I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond.
MAE WEST

Carrot Diamond Diet Humour Interest Number Worry
A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald but if he has fire, women will like him.
MAE WEST

Bald Fire Humour Man Sex Women
Love is like a booger, you pick and pick at it. Then when you get it you wonder how to get rid of it.
MAE WEST

Live Sarcastic
Don’t marry a man to reform him – that’s what reform schools are for.
MAE WEST

Man Marriage School
An ounce of performance is worth pounds of promises.
MAE WEST

Business Money Performance Promise Worth
I’m a good woman for a bad man.
MAE WEST

Bad Man Woman
When women go wrong, men go right after them.
MAE WEST

Men Women Wrong
A woman in love can’t be reasonable – or she probably wouldn’t be in love.
MAE WEST

Love Reason Woman
Every man I meet wants to protect me. I can’t figure out what from.
MAE WEST

Figure Man Protect Relationship Want
Some of the wildest men make the best pets.
MAE WEST

Men Pet Wild
If a little is great, and a lot is better, then way too much is just about right!
MAE WEST

Greatness Philosophy Right Sarcastic
Good sex is like good bridge. If you don’t have a good partner, you’d better have a good hand.
MAE WEST

Bridge Humour Partner Relationship Sex

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