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It’s easy to get married, but hard to stay that way.

Mae West

Is that a pistol in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
MAE WEST

Happiness Humour Pistol Pocket
It isn’t what I do, but how I do it. It isn’t what I say, but how I say it, and how I look when I do it and say it.
MAE WEST

Funny Look Sarcastic
Marriage is a fine institution, but I’m not ready for an institution.
MAE WEST

Institution Marriage Ready
Love isn’t an emotion or an instinct – it’s an art.
MAE WEST

Art Emotion Instinct Love
Don’t keep a man guessing too long – he’s sure to find the answer somewhere else
MAE WEST

Couple Date Finding Guess Man
Men are my hobby, if I ever got married I’d have to give it up.
MAE WEST

Give Up Hobby Marriage Men Sarcastic
She’s the kind of girl who climbed the ladder of success wrong by wrong.
MAE WEST

Climb Funny Girl Ladder She Success Wrong
Those who are easily shocked should be shocked more often.
MAE WEST

Shock Surprise
I didn’t discover curves; I only uncovered them.
MAE WEST

Curve Discover Sex
Don’t cry for a man who’s left you, the next one may fall for your smile.
MAE WEST

Break Up Cry Leaving Let Go Man Smile
Sex with love is the greatest thing in life. But sex without love–that’s not so bad either.
MAE WEST

Bad Greatness Life Love Sex
You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.
MAE WEST

Enough Inspirational Live Morning Positive
Ten men waiting for me at the door? Send one of them home, I’m tired.
MAE WEST

Door Funny Men Sarcastic Tired
Look your best – who said love is blind?
MAE WEST

Anniversary Blind Look Love
Give a man free hands, and you’ll know where to find them.
MAE WEST

Finding Hands Man Sex
Save a boyfriend for a rainy day – and another, in case it doesn’t rain.
MAE WEST

Boyfriend Funny Rain Sarcastic Save

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