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Love isn’t an emotion or an instinct – it’s an art.

Mae West

I consider sex a misdemeanor, the more I miss, de meaner I get.
MAE WEST

Consideration Missing Sex
I’ll try anything once, twice if I like it, three times to make sure.
MAE WEST

Humour Life Travel Try
Don’t marry a man to reform him – that’s what reform schools are for.
MAE WEST

Man Marriage School
I always say, keep a diary and someday it’ll keep you.
MAE WEST

Deep Diary Memories
Sometimes I don’t drink so the next day I can remember having fun.
MAE WEST

Alcohol Fun Remember
Too much of a good thing can be wonderful!
MAE WEST

Appreciation Goodness One Liner Positive Success Wonderful
I only read biographies, metaphysics and psychology. I can dream up my own fiction.
MAE WEST

Dreams Fiction Sarcastic
Save a boyfriend for a rainy day – and another, in case it doesn’t rain.
MAE WEST

Boyfriend Funny Rain Sarcastic Save
Those who are easily shocked should be shocked more often.
MAE WEST

Shock Surprise
Getting married is like trading in the adoration of many for the sarcasm of one.
MAE WEST

Adore Marriage Sarcastic Traditional
It isn’t what I do, but how I do it. It isn’t what I say, but how I say it, and how I look when I do it and say it.
MAE WEST

Funny Look Sarcastic
Don’t cry for a man who’s left you, the next one may fall for your smile.
MAE WEST

Break Up Cry Leaving Let Go Man Smile
I wrote the story myself. It’s about a girl who lost her reputation and never missed it.
MAE WEST

Lost Missing Myself Reputation Story Writing
Don’t keep a man guessing too long – he’s sure to find the answer somewhere else
MAE WEST

Couple Date Finding Guess Man
Love is like a booger, you pick and pick at it. Then when you get it you wonder how to get rid of it.
MAE WEST

Live Sarcastic
A dame that knows the ropes isn’t likely to get tied up.
MAE WEST

Confidence Rope Women

Love isn’t an emotion or an instinct – it’s an art.

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