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The best way to learn to be a lady is to see how other ladies do it.

Mae West

Sometimes I don’t drink so the next day I can remember having fun.
MAE WEST

Alcohol Fun Remember
I never said it would be easy, I only said it would be worth it.
MAE WEST

Dedication Easy Hard Work Inspirational Religion Worth
She’s the kind of girl who climbed the ladder of success wrong by wrong.
MAE WEST

Climb Funny Girl Ladder She Success Wrong
Virtue has its own reward, but no sale at the box office.
MAE WEST

Reward Sale Virtue
Women with pasts interest men because they hope history will repeat itself.
MAE WEST

History Hope Interest Men Past Sarcastic Women
Ten men waiting for me at the door? Send one of them home, I’m tired.
MAE WEST

Door Funny Men Sarcastic Tired
Everyone has the right to run his own life- even if you’re heading for a crash. What I’m against is blind flying.
MAE WEST

Blind Crash Fly Freedom Life Right Run
A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald but if he has fire, women will like him.
MAE WEST

Bald Fire Humour Man Sex Women
Getting married is like trading in the adoration of many for the sarcasm of one.
MAE WEST

Adore Marriage Sarcastic Traditional
Every man I meet wants to protect me. I can’t figure out what from.
MAE WEST

Figure Man Protect Relationship Want
It’s easy to get married, but hard to stay that way.
MAE WEST

Marriage Stay
Women like a man with a past, but they prefer a man with a present.
MAE WEST

Man Past Prefer Present Women
Love is like a booger, you pick and pick at it. Then when you get it you wonder how to get rid of it.
MAE WEST

Live Sarcastic
Curve: The loveliest distance between two points.
MAE WEST

Curve Distance Humour Sarcastic
Don’t cry for a man who’s left you, the next one may fall for your smile.
MAE WEST

Break Up Cry Leaving Let Go Man Smile
When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I’ve never tried before.
MAE WEST

Choice Evil Life Travel Try

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