People either have comedy or they don’t. You can’t teach it to them.
LUCILLE BALLIf you want something done, ask a busy person to do it. The more things you do, the more you can do.
More Lucille Ball Quotes
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Children internalize their parents’ unhappiness. Fortunately, they absorb our contentment just as readily.
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The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.
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Luck? Luck is hard work – and realizing what is opportunity and what isn’t.
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Love yourself first and the rest of your life will fall into place.
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I regret the passing of the studio system. I was very appreciative of it because I had no talent.
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Television is the quickest form of recognition in the world.
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Love yourself first and everything falls into line.
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I’m not funny. What I am is brave.
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You see much more of your children once they leave home.
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Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead.
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Ability is of little account without opportunity.
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Some of the most gifted people I’ve ever met or read about are homosexual. How can you knock it?
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It wasn’t love at first sight. It took a full five minutes.
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Now get the hell out of here and go change the world.
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Use a make-up table with everything close at hand and don’t rush; otherwise you’ll look like a patchwork quilt.
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