Spring time is the land awakening.
LEWIS GRIZZARDLet’s all start walking more and driving less.
More Lewis Grizzard Quotes
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If you are not the lead dog, your scenery never changes.
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Today’s sensitive male has learned to share in open frank discussions about relationships like, “Where the hell did you get a crazy idea like that? You been reading Redbook again?”
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I came from a big family. As a matter of fact, I never got to sleep alone until I was married.
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The game of life is a lot like football. You have to tackle your problems, block your fears, and score your points when you get the opportunity.
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Instead of getting married again, I’m going to find a woman I don’t like and give her a house.
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Sex hasn’t been the same since women started enjoying it.
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Life is like a dogsled race. If you ain’t the lead dog, the scenery never changes.
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Baptists never make love standing up. They’re afraid someone might see them and think they’re dancing.
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Let’s all start walking more and driving less.
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I get letters from people who say, ‘What have you got against women?’ What could I possibly have against women? I’ve married three of them.
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Mama had an appreciation of the language. She taught me a love of words, of how they should be used and how they can fill a creative soul with a passion and lead to a life’s work.
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Life is a sexually transmitted terminal disease.
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I know lots of people who are educated far beyond their intelligence.
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I grew up in a very large family in a very small house. I never slept alone until after I was married.
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Elvis is dead and I don’t feel so good for myself.
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