Ting-a-ling mother fucker.
KURT VONNEGUTLike so many Americans, she was trying to construct a life that made sense from things she found in gift shops.
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Can you see anything in the dark, with your sunglasses on? she asked me. The big show is inside my head, I said.
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We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful about what we pretend to be.
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What should young people do with their lives today? Many things, obviously. But the most daring thing is to create stable communities in which the terrible disease of loneliness can be cured.
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When I write, I feel like an armless, legless man with a crayon in his mouth.
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So, in the interests of survival, they trained themselves to be agreeing machines instead of thinking machines. All their minds had to do was to discover what other people were thinking, and then they thought that, too.
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Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand.
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Beware of the man who works hard to learn something, learns it, and finds himself no wiser than before. He is full of murderous resentment of people who are ignorant without having come by their ignorance the hard way.
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There is no reason why good cannot triumph as often as evil. The triumph of anything is a matter of organization. If there are such things as angels, I hope that they are organized along the lines of the Mafia.
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The only proof he needed for existence of god was music.
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I couldn’t help wondering if that was what God put me on Earth for–to find out how much a man could take without breaking.
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She hated people who thought too much. At that moment, she struck me as an appropriate representative for almost all mankind.
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Everything was beautiful and nothing hurt.
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I have this disease late at night sometimes, involving alcohol and the telephone.
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Maturity, is knowing what your limitations are, Maturity is a bitter disappointment for which no remedy exists, unless laughter can be said to remedy anything.
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If I am going to spend eternity visiting this moment and that, I’m grateful that so many of those moments are nice.
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