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KURT VONNEGUTWho is more to be pitied, a writer bound and gagged by policemen or one living in perfect freedom who has nothing more to say?
More Kurt Vonnegut Quotes
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Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand.
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I have this disease late at night sometimes, involving alcohol and the telephone.
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Do you realize that all great literature is all about what a bummer it is to be a human being? Isn’t it such a relief to have somebody say that?
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All time is all time. It does not change. It does not lend itself to warnings or explanations. It simply is. Take it moment by moment, and you will find that we are all, as I’ve said before, bugs in amber.
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Of all the words of mice and men, the saddest are, It might have been.
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I tell you, we are here on Earth to fart around, and don’t let anybody tell you different.
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Everything is nothing, with a twist.
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We’d been apart so long-I’d been dead so long, she said in English. I thought surely you’d built a new life, with no room in it for me. I’d hoped that.
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If I am going to spend eternity visiting this moment and that, I’m grateful that so many of those moments are nice.
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Beware of the man who works hard to learn something, learns it, and finds himself no wiser than before. He is full of murderous resentment of people who are ignorant without having come by their ignorance the hard way.
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Can you see anything in the dark, with your sunglasses on? she asked me. The big show is inside my head, I said.
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Take it moment by moment, and you will find that we are all, as I’ve said before, bugs in amber.
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If your brains were dynamite there wouldn’t be enough to blow your hat off.
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Who is more to be pitied, a writer bound and gagged by policemen or one living in perfect freedom who has nothing more to say?
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The worst thing that could possibly happen to anybody would be to not be used for anything by anybody. Thank you for using me, even though I didn’t want to be used by anybody.
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