I tell you, we are here on Earth to fart around, and don’t let anybody tell you different.
KURT VONNEGUTMany people need desperately to receive this message: ‘I feel and think much as you do, care about many of the things you care about, although most people do not care about them. You are not alone.
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And Lot’s wife, of course, was told not to look back where all those people and their homes had been. But she did look back, and I love her for that, because it was so human. So she was turned into a pillar of salt. So it goes.
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Round and round we spin, with feet of lead and wings of tin.
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We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful about what we pretend to be.
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Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion. I myself prefer to laugh, since there is less cleaning do to do afterward.
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When I write, I feel like an armless, legless man with a crayon in his mouth.
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Here we are, trapped in the amber of the moment. There is no why.
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If you can do no good, at least do no harm.
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To practice any art, no matter how well or badly, is a way to make your soul grow. So do it.
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The nicest veterans, the kindest and funniest ones, the ones who hated war the most, were the ones who’d really fought.
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We could have saved the Earth but we were too damned cheap.
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Hello babies. Welcome to Earth. It’s hot in the summer and cold in the winter. It’s round and wet and crowded. On the outside, babies, you’ve got a hundred years here. There’s only one rule that I know of, babies- God damn it, you’ve got to be kind.
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Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand.
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There is no beginning, no middle, no end, no suspense, no moral, no causes, no effects. What we love in our books are the depths of many marvelous moments seen all at one time.
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The worst thing that could possibly happen to anybody would be to not be used for anything by anybody. Thank you for using me, even though I didn’t want to be used by anybody.
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All moments, past, present and future, always have existed, always will exist.
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