Dear future generations: Please accept our apologies. We were rolling drunk on petroleum.
KURT VONNEGUTIf I am going to spend eternity visiting this moment and that, I’m grateful that so many of those moments are nice.
More Kurt Vonnegut Quotes
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I couldn’t help wondering if that was what God put me on Earth for–to find out how much a man could take without breaking.
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Say what you will about the sweet miracle of unquestioning faith, I consider a capacity for it terrifying and absolutely vile.
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You were sick, but now you’re well again, and there’s work to do.
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We have to continually be jumping off cliffs and developing our wings on the way down.
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She hated people who thought too much. At that moment, she struck me as an appropriate representative for almost all mankind.
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If your brains were dynamite there wouldn’t be enough to blow your hat off.
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To practice any art, no matter how well or badly, is a way to make your soul grow. So do it.
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Americans, are forever searching for love in forms it never takes, in places it can never be. It must have something to do with the vanished frontier.
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All moments, past, present and future, always have existed, always will exist.
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The worst thing that could possibly happen to anybody would be to not be used for anything by anybody. Thank you for using me, even though I didn’t want to be used by anybody.
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If I am going to spend eternity visiting this moment and that, I’m grateful that so many of those moments are nice.
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Do you realize that all great literature is all about what a bummer it is to be a human being? Isn’t it such a relief to have somebody say that?
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I tell you, we are here on Earth to fart around, and don’t let anybody tell you different.
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I have this disease late at night sometimes, involving alcohol and the telephone.
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I want to stand as close to the edge as I can without going over. Out on the edge you see all kinds of things you can’t see from the center.
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