We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful about what we pretend to be.
KURT VONNEGUTTrue terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country.
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True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country.
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I can have oodles of charm when I want to.
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Do you realize that all great literature is all about what a bummer it is to be a human being? Isn’t it such a relief to have somebody say that?
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Being a Humanist means trying to behave decently without expectation of rewards or punishment after you are dead.
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Here is a lesson in creative writing. First rule: Do not use semicolons. They are transvestite hermaphrodites representing absolutely nothing. All they do is show you’ve been to college.
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To practice any art, no matter how well or badly, is a way to make your soul grow. So do it.
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The universe is a big place, perhaps the biggest.
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Beware of the man who works hard to learn something, learns it, and finds himself no wiser than before. He is full of murderous resentment of people who are ignorant without having come by their ignorance the hard way.
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So, in the interests of survival, they trained themselves to be agreeing machines instead of thinking machines. All their minds had to do was to discover what other people were thinking, and then they thought that, too.
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And a step backward, after making a wrong turn, is a step in the right direction.
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And Lot’s wife, of course, was told not to look back where all those people and their homes had been. But she did look back, and I love her for that, because it was so human. So she was turned into a pillar of salt. So it goes.
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I want to stand as close to the edge as I can without going over. Out on the edge you see all kinds of things you can’t see from the center.
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Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand.
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And yet another moral occurs to me now: Make love when you can. It’s good for you.
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Who is more to be pitied, a writer bound and gagged by policemen or one living in perfect freedom who has nothing more to say?
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