We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful about what we pretend to be.
KURT VONNEGUTWe could have saved the Earth but we were too damned cheap.
More Kurt Vonnegut Quotes
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Ting-a-ling mother fucker.
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If somebody says ‘I love you’ to me, I feel as though I had a pistol pointed at my head. What can anybody reply under such conditions but that which the pistol holder requires? ‘I love you, too’.
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Live by the harmless untruths that make you brave and kind and healthy and happy.
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The only proof he needed for existence of god was music.
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Americans, are forever searching for love in forms it never takes, in places it can never be. It must have something to do with the vanished frontier.
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Maturity, is knowing what your limitations are, Maturity is a bitter disappointment for which no remedy exists, unless laughter can be said to remedy anything.
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Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand.
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Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion. I myself prefer to laugh, since there is less cleaning do to do afterward.
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Everything was beautiful and nothing hurt.
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Dear future generations: Please accept our apologies. We were rolling drunk on petroleum.
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The last thing I ever wanted was to be alive when the three most powerful people on the whole planet would be named Bush, Dick and Colon.
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We have to continually be jumping off cliffs and developing our wings on the way down.
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I can have oodles of charm when I want to.
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All this happened, more or less.
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My life is nothing but room for you. I said. It could never be filled by anyone but you.
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