I don’t believe in miracles because it’s been a long time since we’ve had any.
JOSEPH HELLERI don’t understand the process of imagination-though I know that I am very much at its mercy.
More Joseph Heller Quotes
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Remember that everyone deserves some fun during working hours.
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The enemy is anybody who’s going to get you killed, no matter which side he is on.
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Frankly, I’d like to see the government get out of war altogether and leave the whole field to private industry.
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He knew everything there was to know about literature, except how to enjoy it.
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There is no disappointment so numbing as someone no better than you achieving more.
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Anything worth dying for is certainly worth living for.
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Insanity is contagious.
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Something did happen to me somewhere that robbed me of confidence and courage and left me with a fear of discovery and change and a positive dread of everything unknown that may occur.
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There was no telling what people might find out once they felt free to ask whatever questions they wanted to.
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Well, he died. You don’t get any older than that.
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The question is: what is a sane man to do in an insane society?
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The villains will come along. There were plenty in the Carter administration, and there will be plenty with Reagan.
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She was the epitome of stately sorrow each time she smiled.
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When people disagreed with him he urged them to be objective.
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Death to all modifiers, he declared one day, and out of every letter that passed through his hands went every adverb and every adjective.
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