You’re an intelligent person of great moral character who has taken a very courageous stand. I’m an intelligent person with no moral character at all, so I’m in an ideal position to appreciate it.
JOSEPH HELLERI don’t understand the process of imagination-though I know that I am very much at its mercy.
More Joseph Heller Quotes
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I’m not running away from my responsibilities. I’m running to them. There’s nothing negative about running away to save my life.
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He was never without misery, and never without hope.
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The enemy is anybody who’s going to get you killed, no matter which side he is on.
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He knew everything there was to know about literature, except how to enjoy it.
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Never quit a job as a matter of principle. You’ll always regret it.
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I’ve only had four ideas for a novel in my life, and I’ve written all of them.
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Just because you’re paranoid doesn’t mean they aren’t after you.
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When I look up, I see people cashing in. I don’t see heaven or saints or angels. I see people cashing in on every decent impulse and every human tragedy.
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History was a trash bag of random coincidences torn open in a wind.
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The country was in peril; he was jeopardizing his traditional rights of freedom and independence by daring to exercise them.
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Peace on earth would mean the end of civilization as we know it.
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It doesn’t make a damned bit of difference who wins the war to someone who’s dead.
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You know, that might be the answer – to act boastfully about something we ought to be ashamed of. That’s a trick that never seems to fail.
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Success and failure are both difficult to endure. Along with success come drugs, divorce, fornication, bullying, travel, meditation, medication, depression, neurosis and suicide. With failure comes failure.
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I wouldn’t want to live without strong misgivings.
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