From men motivated by moral certitude, history teaches, no lasting good ever comes.
JOSEPH HELLERMankind is resilient: the atrocities that horrified us a week ago become acceptable tomorrow.
More Joseph Heller Quotes
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You know, that might be the answer – to act boastfully about something we ought to be ashamed of. That’s a trick that never seems to fail.
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The enemy is anybody who’s going to get you killed, no matter which side he is on.
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I’m not running away from my responsibilities. I’m running to them. There’s nothing negative about running away to save my life.
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You’re an intelligent person of great moral character who has taken a very courageous stand. I’m an intelligent person with no moral character at all, so I’m in an ideal position to appreciate it.
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I’ve only had four ideas for a novel in my life, and I’ve written all of them.
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But that was war. Just about all he could find in its favor was that it paid well and liberated children from the pernicious influence of their parents.
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I don’t believe in miracles because it’s been a long time since we’ve had any.
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Success and failure are both difficult to endure. Along with success come drugs, divorce, fornication, bullying, travel, meditation, medication, depression, neurosis and suicide. With failure comes failure.
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Well, he died. You don’t get any older than that.
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The villains will come along. There were plenty in the Carter administration, and there will be plenty with Reagan.
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Insanity is contagious.
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Rise above principal and do what’s right.
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Every writer I know has trouble writing.
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Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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Where were you born?” “On a battlefield,” [Yossarian] answered. “No, no. In what state were you born?” “In a state of innocence.
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