He was never without misery, and never without hope.
JOSEPH HELLERMankind is resilient: the atrocities that horrified us a week ago become acceptable tomorrow.
More Joseph Heller Quotes
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I don’t believe in miracles because it’s been a long time since we’ve had any.
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While none of the work we do is very important, it is important that we do a great deal of it.
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Death to all modifiers, he declared one day, and out of every letter that passed through his hands went every adverb and every adjective.
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Men went mad and were rewarded with medals.
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He was a self-made man who owed his lack of success to nobody
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It doesn’t make a damned bit of difference who wins the war to someone who’s dead.
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She was the epitome of stately sorrow each time she smiled.
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Prostitution gives her an opportunity to meet people. It provides fresh air and wholesome exercise, and it keeps her out of trouble.
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I’ve only had four ideas for a novel in my life, and I’ve written all of them.
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Success and failure are both difficult to endure. Along with success come drugs, divorce, fornication, bullying, travel, meditation, medication, depression, neurosis and suicide. With failure comes failure.
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I think in every country that there is at least one executive who is scared of going crazy.
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The villains will come along. There were plenty in the Carter administration, and there will be plenty with Reagan.
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Never quit a job as a matter of principle. You’ll always regret it.
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When I grow up I want to be a little boy.
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I’m not running away from my responsibilities. I’m running to them. There’s nothing negative about running away to save my life.
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