Just because you’re paranoid doesn’t mean they aren’t after you.
JOSEPH HELLERMankind is resilient: the atrocities that horrified us a week ago become acceptable tomorrow.
More Joseph Heller Quotes
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He knew everything there was to know about literature, except how to enjoy it.
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For war there is always enough. It’s peace that’s expensive.
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In the long run, failure was the only thing that worked predictably. All else was accidental.
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When I grow up I want to be a little boy.
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I don’t understand the process of imagination-though I know that I am very much at its mercy.
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Anything worth dying for is certainly worth living for.
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The villains will come along. There were plenty in the Carter administration, and there will be plenty with Reagan.
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The enemy is anybody who’s going to get you killed, no matter which side he is on.
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History was a trash bag of random coincidences torn open in a wind.
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There was no telling what people might find out once they felt free to ask whatever questions they wanted to.
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The laws of nature are only as immutable as the minds which promote them. Ignorance of the law is 9/10ths of the law. Just because you aren’t paranoid doesn’t mean they aren’t out to get you.
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There is no disappointment so numbing as someone no better than you achieving more.
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I’m not running away from my responsibilities. I’m running to them. There’s nothing negative about running away to save my life.
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Something did happen to me somewhere that robbed me of confidence and courage and left me with a fear of discovery and change and a positive dread of everything unknown that may occur.
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Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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