Just because you’re paranoid doesn’t mean they aren’t after you.
JOSEPH HELLERThe question is: what is a sane man to do in an insane society?
More Joseph Heller Quotes
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Success and failure are both difficult to endure. Along with success come drugs, divorce, fornication, bullying, travel, meditation, medication, depression, neurosis and suicide. With failure comes failure.
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When I grow up I want to be a little boy.
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When I look up, I see people cashing in. I don’t see heaven or saints or angels. I see people cashing in on every decent impulse and every human tragedy.
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I think in every country that there is at least one executive who is scared of going crazy.
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It doesn’t make a damned bit of difference who wins the war to someone who’s dead.
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The enemy is anybody who’s going to get you killed, no matter which side he is on.
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Peace on earth would mean the end of civilization as we know it.
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He was a self-made man who owed his lack of success to nobody
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I wouldn’t want to live without strong misgivings.
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Every writer I know has trouble writing.
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They agreed that it was neither possible nor necessary to educate people who never questioned anything.
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For war there is always enough. It’s peace that’s expensive.
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I don’t understand the process of imagination-though I know that I am very much at its mercy.
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When people disagreed with him he urged them to be objective.
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He was going to live forever, or die in the attempt.
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