The laws of nature are only as immutable as the minds which promote them. Ignorance of the law is 9/10ths of the law. Just because you aren’t paranoid doesn’t mean they aren’t out to get you.
JOSEPH HELLERThe question is: what is a sane man to do in an insane society?
More Joseph Heller Quotes
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The country was in peril; he was jeopardizing his traditional rights of freedom and independence by daring to exercise them.
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Mankind is resilient: the atrocities that horrified us a week ago become acceptable tomorrow.
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Just because you’re paranoid doesn’t mean they aren’t after you.
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I don’t understand the process of imagination-though I know that I am very much at its mercy.
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Death to all modifiers, he declared one day, and out of every letter that passed through his hands went every adverb and every adjective.
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You know, that might be the answer – to act boastfully about something we ought to be ashamed of. That’s a trick that never seems to fail.
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Men went mad and were rewarded with medals.
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Prostitution gives her an opportunity to meet people. It provides fresh air and wholesome exercise, and it keeps her out of trouble.
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When people disagreed with him he urged them to be objective.
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They agreed that it was neither possible nor necessary to educate people who never questioned anything.
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What do you do when it rains?” The captain answered frankly. “I get wet.
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In the long run, failure was the only thing that worked predictably. All else was accidental.
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When I grow up I want to be a little boy.
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I wouldn’t want to live without strong misgivings.
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Every writer I know has trouble writing.
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