Never quit a job as a matter of principle. You’ll always regret it.
JOSEPH HELLERThe question is: what is a sane man to do in an insane society?
More Joseph Heller Quotes
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I don’t believe in miracles because it’s been a long time since we’ve had any.
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History was a trash bag of random coincidences torn open in a wind.
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Let’s take a drive into the middle of nowhere with a packet of Marlboro lights and talk about our lives.
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The enemy is anybody who’s going to get you killed, no matter which side he is on.
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While none of the work we do is very important, it is important that we do a great deal of it.
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He knew everything there was to know about literature, except how to enjoy it.
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Be glad you’re even alive. Be furious you’re going to die.
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From men motivated by moral certitude, history teaches, no lasting good ever comes.
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I wouldn’t want to live without strong misgivings.
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When I grow up I want to be a little boy.
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I don’t understand the process of imagination-though I know that I am very much at its mercy.
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Insanity is contagious.
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I think in every country that there is at least one executive who is scared of going crazy.
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He was going to live forever, or die in the attempt.
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The villains will come along. There were plenty in the Carter administration, and there will be plenty with Reagan.
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