He knew everything there was to know about literature, except how to enjoy it.
JOSEPH HELLERThe question is: what is a sane man to do in an insane society?
More Joseph Heller Quotes
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For war there is always enough. It’s peace that’s expensive.
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Success and failure are both difficult to endure. Along with success come drugs, divorce, fornication, bullying, travel, meditation, medication, depression, neurosis and suicide. With failure comes failure.
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When I look up, I see people cashing in. I don’t see heaven or saints or angels. I see people cashing in on every decent impulse and every human tragedy.
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He was never without misery, and never without hope.
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In the long run, failure was the only thing that worked predictably. All else was accidental.
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You’re an intelligent person of great moral character who has taken a very courageous stand. I’m an intelligent person with no moral character at all, so I’m in an ideal position to appreciate it.
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I’ve only had four ideas for a novel in my life, and I’ve written all of them.
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You know, that might be the answer – to act boastfully about something we ought to be ashamed of. That’s a trick that never seems to fail.
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The enemy is anybody who’s going to get you killed, no matter which side he is on.
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I wouldn’t want to live without strong misgivings.
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The laws of nature are only as immutable as the minds which promote them. Ignorance of the law is 9/10ths of the law. Just because you aren’t paranoid doesn’t mean they aren’t out to get you.
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I want to keep my dreams, even bad ones, because without them, I might have nothing all night long.
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It doesn’t make a damned bit of difference who wins the war to someone who’s dead.
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Death to all modifiers, he declared one day, and out of every letter that passed through his hands went every adverb and every adjective.
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The country was in peril; he was jeopardizing his traditional rights of freedom and independence by daring to exercise them.
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