He was never without misery, and never without hope.
JOSEPH HELLERHe was going to live forever, or die in the attempt.
More Joseph Heller Quotes
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I wouldn’t want to live without strong misgivings.
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I don’t believe in miracles because it’s been a long time since we’ve had any.
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You know, that might be the answer – to act boastfully about something we ought to be ashamed of. That’s a trick that never seems to fail.
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You’re an intelligent person of great moral character who has taken a very courageous stand. I’m an intelligent person with no moral character at all, so I’m in an ideal position to appreciate it.
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Success and failure are both difficult to endure. Along with success come drugs, divorce, fornication, bullying, travel, meditation, medication, depression, neurosis and suicide. With failure comes failure.
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While none of the work we do is very important, it is important that we do a great deal of it.
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Prostitution gives her an opportunity to meet people. It provides fresh air and wholesome exercise, and it keeps her out of trouble.
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Be glad you’re even alive. Be furious you’re going to die.
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There is no disappointment so numbing as someone no better than you achieving more.
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What do you do when it rains?” The captain answered frankly. “I get wet.
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Men went mad and were rewarded with medals.
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I’ve only had four ideas for a novel in my life, and I’ve written all of them.
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But that was war. Just about all he could find in its favor was that it paid well and liberated children from the pernicious influence of their parents.
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Remember that everyone deserves some fun during working hours.
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History was a trash bag of random coincidences torn open in a wind.
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