He was going to live forever, or die in the attempt.
JOSEPH HELLERHe was going to live forever, or die in the attempt.
More Joseph Heller Quotes
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While none of the work we do is very important, it is important that we do a great deal of it.
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History was a trash bag of random coincidences torn open in a wind.
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From men motivated by moral certitude, history teaches, no lasting good ever comes.
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Death to all modifiers, he declared one day, and out of every letter that passed through his hands went every adverb and every adjective.
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Never quit a job as a matter of principle. You’ll always regret it.
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You know, that might be the answer – to act boastfully about something we ought to be ashamed of. That’s a trick that never seems to fail.
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Anything worth dying for is certainly worth living for.
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Men went mad and were rewarded with medals.
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Insanity is contagious.
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Destiny is a good thing to accept when it’s going your way. When it isn’t, don’t call it destiny; call it injustice, treachery, or simple bad luck.
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When I grow up I want to be a little boy.
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Prostitution gives her an opportunity to meet people. It provides fresh air and wholesome exercise, and it keeps her out of trouble.
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Rise above principal and do what’s right.
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What do you do when it rains?” The captain answered frankly. “I get wet.
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I don’t believe in miracles because it’s been a long time since we’ve had any.
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