I don’t understand the process of imagination-though I know that I am very much at its mercy.
JOSEPH HELLERHe was going to live forever, or die in the attempt.
More Joseph Heller Quotes
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Remember that everyone deserves some fun during working hours.
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Something did happen to me somewhere that robbed me of confidence and courage and left me with a fear of discovery and change and a positive dread of everything unknown that may occur.
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Rise above principal and do what’s right.
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For war there is always enough. It’s peace that’s expensive.
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The villains will come along. There were plenty in the Carter administration, and there will be plenty with Reagan.
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Frankly, I’d like to see the government get out of war altogether and leave the whole field to private industry.
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But that was war. Just about all he could find in its favor was that it paid well and liberated children from the pernicious influence of their parents.
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You know, that might be the answer – to act boastfully about something we ought to be ashamed of. That’s a trick that never seems to fail.
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The question is: what is a sane man to do in an insane society?
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You’re an intelligent person of great moral character who has taken a very courageous stand. I’m an intelligent person with no moral character at all, so I’m in an ideal position to appreciate it.
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Men went mad and were rewarded with medals.
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Just because you’re paranoid doesn’t mean they aren’t after you.
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Prostitution gives her an opportunity to meet people. It provides fresh air and wholesome exercise, and it keeps her out of trouble.
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It doesn’t make a damned bit of difference who wins the war to someone who’s dead.
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Success and failure are both difficult to endure. Along with success come drugs, divorce, fornication, bullying, travel, meditation, medication, depression, neurosis and suicide. With failure comes failure.
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