An idle reason lessens the weight of the good ones you gave before.
JONATHAN SWIFTAn idle reason lessens the weight of the good ones you gave before.
JONATHAN SWIFTAlthough the devil be the father of lies, he seems, like other great inventors, to have lost much of his reputation by the continual improvements that have been made upon him.
JONATHAN SWIFTReasoning will never make a man correct an ill opinion, which by reasoning he never acquired
JONATHAN SWIFTIf Heaven had looked upon riches to be a valuable thing, it would not have given them to such a scoundrel.
JONATHAN SWIFTPhysicians ought not to give their judgment of religion, for the same reason that butchers are not admitted to be jurors upon life and death.
JONATHAN SWIFTThe bulk of mankind is as well equipped for flying as thinking.
JONATHAN SWIFTGood manners is the art of making those people easy with whom we converse. Whoever makes the fewest people uneasy is the best bred in the room.
JONATHAN SWIFTIf a lump of soot falls into the soup and you cannot conveniently get it out, stir it well in and it will give the soup a French taste.
JONATHAN SWIFTEveryone desires long life, not one old age.
JONATHAN SWIFTFor in reason, all government without the consent of the governed is the very definition of slavery.
JONATHAN SWIFTThere are few, very few, that will own themselves in a mistake.
JONATHAN SWIFTEvery day is an opportunity to make a new happy ending. May you live all the days of your life.
JONATHAN SWIFTPoor nations are hungry, and rich nations are proud; and pride and hunger will ever be at variance.
JONATHAN SWIFTThere were many times my pants were so thin I could sit on a dime and tell if it was heads or tails.
JONATHAN SWIFTFalsehood flies, and the truth comes limping after it.
JONATHAN SWIFTIt often happens that, if a lie be believed only for an hour, it has done its work, and there is no further occasion for it.
JONATHAN SWIFT