War: that mad game the world so loves to play.
JONATHAN SWIFTHe was a bold man that first ate an oyster.
More Jonathan Swift Quotes
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The best Maxim I know in this life is, to drink your Coffee when you can, and when you cannot, to be easy without it.
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And surely one of the best rules in conversation is, never to say a thing which any of the company can reasonably wish had been left unsaid.
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There is no vice which mankind carries to such wild extremes as that of avarice.
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No man was ever so completely skilled in the conduct of life, as not to receive new information from age and experience.
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The best doctors in the world are Doctor Diet, Doctor Quiet, and Doctor Merryman.
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There is nothing constant in this world but inconsistency.
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It is a maxim among these lawyers, that whatever hath been done before, may legally be done again: and therefore they take special care to record all the decisions formerly made against common justice and the general reason of mankind.
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There were many times my pants were so thin I could sit on a dime and tell if it was heads or tails.
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No wise man ever wished to be younger.
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We are so fond on one another because our ailments are the same.
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An idle reason lessens the weight of the good ones you gave before.
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Laws are like cobwebs, which may catch small flies, but let wasps and hornets break through.
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When I am reading a book, whether wise or silly, it seems to me to be alive and talking to me.
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When a true genius appears, you can know him by this sign: that all the dunces are in a confederacy against him.
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This made me reflect, how vain an attempt it is for a man to endeavor to do himself honor among those who are out of all degree of equality or comparison with him.
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Physicians ought not to give their judgment of religion, for the same reason that butchers are not admitted to be jurors upon life and death.
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Positiveness is a good quality for preachers and speakers because, whoever shares his thoughts with the public will convince them as he himself appears convinced.
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Many a truth is told in jest.
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You should never be ashamed to admit you have been wrong. It only proves you are wiser today than yesterday.
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For in reason, all government without the consent of the governed is the very definition of slavery.
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For to enter the palace of learning at the great gate requires an expense of time and forms, therefore men of much haste and little ceremony are content to get in by the back-door.
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If Heaven had looked upon riches to be a valuable thing, it would not have given them to such a scoundrel.
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The worthiest people are the most injured by slander, as is the best fruit which the birds have been pecking at.
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I never wonder to see men wicked, but I often wonder to see them not ashamed.
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It is impossible that anything so natural, so necessary, and so universal as death, should ever have been designed by providence as an evil to mankind.
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Don’t set your wit against a child.
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