There are few wild beasts more to be dreaded than a talking man having nothing to say.
JONATHAN SWIFTThere are few wild beasts more to be dreaded than a talking man having nothing to say.
JONATHAN SWIFTFor to enter the palace of learning at the great gate requires an expense of time and forms, therefore men of much haste and little ceremony are content to get in by the back-door.
JONATHAN SWIFTIf Heaven had looked upon riches to be a valuable thing, it would not have given them to such a scoundrel.
JONATHAN SWIFTReligion seems to have grown an infant with age, and requires miracles to nurse it, as it had in its infancy.
JONATHAN SWIFTIt is the talent of human nature to run from one extreme to another.
JONATHAN SWIFTPhysicians ought not to give their judgment of religion, for the same reason that butchers are not admitted to be jurors upon life and death.
JONATHAN SWIFTThe best doctors in the world are Doctor Diet, Doctor Quiet, and Doctor Merryman.
JONATHAN SWIFTWhen I am reading a book, whether wise or silly, it seems to me to be alive and talking to me.
JONATHAN SWIFTA wise man should have money in his head, but not in his heart.
JONATHAN SWIFTWar: that mad game the world so loves to play.
JONATHAN SWIFTI never wonder to see men wicked, but I often wonder to see them not ashamed.
JONATHAN SWIFTIt is impossible that anything so natural, so necessary, and so universal as death, should ever have been designed by providence as an evil to mankind.
JONATHAN SWIFTThis made me reflect, how vain an attempt it is for a man to endeavor to do himself honor among those who are out of all degree of equality or comparison with him.
JONATHAN SWIFTThere were many times my pants were so thin I could sit on a dime and tell if it was heads or tails.
JONATHAN SWIFTReason is a very light rider, and easily shook off.
JONATHAN SWIFTMany a truth is told in jest.
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