Laws are like cobwebs, which may catch small flies, but let wasps and hornets break through.
JONATHAN SWIFTThere’s none so blind as they that won’t see.
More Jonathan Swift Quotes
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If a lump of soot falls into the soup and you cannot conveniently get it out, stir it well in and it will give the soup a French taste.
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I’m as old as my tongue and a little older than my teeth.
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Books, the children of the brain.
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It is a miserable thing to live in suspense; it is the life of the spider.
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One enemy can do more hurt than ten friends can do good.
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Religion seems to have grown an infant with age, and requires miracles to nurse it, as it had in its infancy.
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We of this age have discovered a shorter, and more prudent method to become scholars and wits, without the fatigue of reading or of thinking.
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Nothing is so great an example of bad manners as flattery. If you flatter all the company, you please none; If you flatter only one or two, you offend the rest.
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It is useless to attempt to reason a man out of a thing he was never reasoned into.
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The various opinions of philosophers have scattered through the world as many plagues of the mind as Pandora’s box did those of the body; only with this difference, that they have not left hope at the bottom.
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No man was ever so completely skilled in the conduct of life, as not to receive new information from age and experience.
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There were many times my pants were so thin I could sit on a dime and tell if it was heads or tails.
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Nothing is so hard for those who abound in riches as to conceive how others can be in want.
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There is no vice which mankind carries to such wild extremes as that of avarice.
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And surely one of the best rules in conversation is, never to say a thing which any of the company can reasonably wish had been left unsaid.
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