It is as hard to satirize well a man of distinguished vices, as to praise well a man of distinguished virtues.
JONATHAN SWIFTNothing is so hard for those who abound in riches as to conceive how others can be in want.
More Jonathan Swift Quotes
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Falsehood flies, and truth comes limping after it, so that when men come to be undeceived, it is too late; the jest is over, and the tale hath had its effect.
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A nice man is a man of nasty ideas.
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Politics, as the word is commonly understood, are nothing but corruptions.
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There is no vice which mankind carries to such wild extremes as that of avarice.
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If a lump of soot falls into the soup and you cannot conveniently get it out, stir it well in and it will give the soup a French taste.
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It often happens that, if a lie be believed only for an hour, it has done its work, and there is no further occasion for it.
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You cannot reason a person out of something they were not reasoned into.
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Although the devil be the father of lies, he seems, like other great inventors, to have lost much of his reputation by the continual improvements that have been made upon him.
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The various opinions of philosophers have scattered through the world as many plagues of the mind as Pandora’s box did those of the body; only with this difference, that they have not left hope at the bottom.
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The best doctors in the world are Doctor Diet, Doctor Quiet, and Doctor Merryman.
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How is it possible to expect that mankind will take advice when they will not so much as take warning.
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The bulk of mankind is as well equipped for flying as thinking.
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Ale is meat, drink and cloth; it will make a cat speak and a wise man dumb.
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Wise people are never less alone than when they are alone.
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Many a truth is told in jest.
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