The key to happiness doesn’t lay in numbers in a bank account but in the way we make others feel and the way they make us feel.
JOE ROGANI’ve been inspired by a shitload of people in my life so if there’s ever anybody that I can inspire, to me that’s a huge gift. To be able to turn that back around.
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Not all comedy clubs or situations are ideal, especially when you’re first coming up and I think that’s good for you. Eventually, you get to express your real personality.
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We have to start treating each other as if we are treating ourselves living another life.
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The time you spend hating on someone robs you of your own time. You are literally hating on yourself and you don’t even realize it.
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Never stay in a bad marriage, and don’t hang around with psycho coke fiends.
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The misconception is that standup comics are always on. I don’t know any really funny comics that are annoying and constantly trying to be funny all the time.
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One of the things that happened is I did a lot of shitty gigs. When you do a bunch of shitty bar gigs you have to get used to people yelling at you, you’re used to thinking on the fly, to dealing with weird situations.
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That’s my only goal. Surround myself with funny people, and make sure everyone has a good time and works hard.
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You can’t measure what’s inside a man’s heart. Quotes
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The people I know that have the hardest time keeping it together emotionally are people that don’t workout.
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Fuel yourself with the fuck ups.
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The mind is the most important thing of the big picture and no one has a stronger mindset than amateur wrestlers.
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I love a success story, but even more than a success story; I like a dude who fucks his life up and gets his life together again story.
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If you can lie, you can act, and if you can lie to crazy girlfriends, you can act under pressure.
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We’re constantly re-evaluating the potential for life. We’re finding it where we didn’t think it could exist, such as volcanic vents and other extreme conditions like under arctic ice. We’re finding life in these incredibly harsh and dynamic conditions, so we’re having to re-evaluate our own ideas of what’s possible on this planet alone.
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There’s only one way to get good at anything; you surround yourself with the bad motherfuckers who are doing exactly you do and you force yourself to keep up and inspire each other.
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