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If you can lie, you can act, and if you can lie to crazy girlfriends, you can act under pressure.

Joe Rogan

By putting yourself in that intense form of stress, it makes regular life more peaceful.
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Life Peace Yourself
If you are the greatest, why would you go around talking about it?
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Greatness Praise Talk Yourself
The time you spend hating on someone robs you of your own time. You are literally hating on yourself and you don’t even realize it.
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Hate Time Yourself
Not all comedy clubs or situations are ideal, especially when you’re first coming up and I think that’s good for you. Eventually, you get to express your real personality.
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Expression Goodness Ideal Personality Reality Thinking Yourself
I’m obsessed to extreme winners because I think there’s a madness to it.
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Mad Myself Thinking Win
People for the most part can smell lies.
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Lie People
Kindness is one of the best gifts you can bestow, We know that inherently that feels great.
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Best Feeling Gift Greatness Kindness Oneself
Work for that feeling that you have accomplished something, Don’t waste your time on this earth without making a mark.
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Accomplishment Feeling Time Yourself
So instead of investing your time in a passion, you’ve sold your life to work for an uncaring machine that doesn’t understand you. That’s the problem with our society. And what’s the reward? Go home and get a big TV.
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Investment Material Passion Problem Reward Time Yourself
It’s been one of the most important tools for me in personal growth for understanding myself, how I am, and what effect I do have on other people.
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Growth Important Myself Oneself People Tools Understand
One of the things that happened is I did a lot of shitty gigs. When you do a bunch of shitty bar gigs you have to get used to people yelling at you, you’re used to thinking on the fly, to dealing with weird situations.
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Deal Oneself People Thinking Weird Yourself
Life is about the pursuit of excellence. That pursuit is probably more exciting to me now more than ever.
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Excellence Excitement Life Myself Pursuit
If you can lie, you can act, and if you can lie to crazy girlfriends, you can act under pressure.
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Act Crazy Lie Yourself
Fuel yourself with the fuck ups.
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Inspirational One Liner Yourself
Once you understand what excellence is all about, you see how excellence manifests itself in any discipline.
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Discipline Excellence Understand Yourself
My act is so completely and totally uncensored that the only way I could really pull it off is if I treat the audience like they’re my best friends.
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Act Friendship Myself
Having the privilege of sitting down and having 3 hour long uninterrupted conversations with hundreds of brilliant people is an awesome perspective enhancer. Quotes
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Excellence People Privilege
I’ve been inspired by a shitload of people in my life so if there’s ever anybody that I can inspire, to me that’s a huge gift. To be able to turn that back around.
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Gift Gratitude Inspirational Myself
To me, comedy is a great occupation because I don’t really worry that much about what other people think of me.
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Greatness Myself People Thinking Worry
I love a success story, but even more than a success story; I like a dude who fucks his life up and gets his life together again story.
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Inspirational Life Love Myself Story Success Togetherness
Have you ever talked to someone, and you’re not even really talking to them? Actors are the worst for that.
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Talk Worst Yourself
I had a sense of who I was before I got famous.
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Famous Myself
You can’t measure what’s inside a man’s heart. Quotes
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Heart Man Yourself
The Universe rewards calculated risk and passion.
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Passionate Reward Risk
Someone else’s success does not equal a failure for you.
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Equality Failure Success Yourself
The mind is the most important thing of the big picture and no one has a stronger mindset than amateur wrestlers.
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Important Mindset Photograph
The key to happiness doesn’t lay in numbers in a bank account but in the way we make others feel and the way they make us feel.
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Deep Feeling Happiness Money Philosophy

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