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My report card always said, ‘Jim finishes first and then disrupts the other students’.

Jim Carrey

I don’t remember yesterday. I pretty much live in the moment.
JIM CARREY

Inspirational Live Moments Past Present Pretty
There was a time when people said, ‘Jim, if you keep on making faces, your face will freeze like that.’ Now they just say, ‘Pay him!’
JIM CARREY

Face Freeze Pay Society Success Time
If you’ve got a talent, protect it.
JIM CARREY

Inspirational One Liner Protection Talent
Your need for acceptance can make you invisible in this world. Don’t let anything stand in the way of the light that shines through this form. Risk being seen in all of your glory.
JIM CARREY

Acceptance Glory Invisible Light Need Risk Shine World
I’m a hard guy to live with. I’m like a caged animal. I’m up all night walking around the living room. It’s hard for me to come down from what I do.
JIM CARREY

Animal Cage Hard Live Room
I used to draw a lot. If my mother would ask me to do something else, I’d have a hairy conniption. I’d just go crazy.
JIM CARREY

Art Crazy Mother
My father used to brag that I wasn’t a ham, I was the whole pig.
JIM CARREY

Father Pig
I don’t believe in hope. Hope is a beggar. Hope walks through the fire, faith leaps over it.
JIM CARREY

Begger Believe Faith Fire Hope Leap
The peace that we’re after lies somewhere beyond personality, beyond the perception of others, beyond invention and disguise, even beyond effort itself.
JIM CARREY

Beyond Effort Invention Peace Perception Personality
You are ready and able to do beautiful things in this world.
JIM CARREY

Beautiful Positive Ready World
Ever since I started to get recognition I’ve picked out certain fans and reverse-stalked them.
JIM CARREY

Certain Fan Recognition Reverse Stalk
I am heaven.
JIM CARREY

Heaven One Liner
Desperation is a necessary ingredient to learning anything, or creating anything. Period. If you ain’t desperate at some point, you ain’t interesting.
JIM CARREY

Creation Depression Desperate Ingredient Interesting Necessary
People need motivation to do anything. I don’t think human beings learn anything without desperation.
JIM CARREY

Desperation Human Being Learning Motivational People
Free cable is the ultimate aphrodisiac.
JIM CARREY

Cable Ultimate
Beware of the unloved, because they will eventually hurt themselves or others.
JIM CARREY

Beware Hurt Unlove

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