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Wise is what you want to be. Smart is easy compared to wise.

Jerry Seinfeld

This is one of my big things of creative pursuits. You have your idea you want to do, but then you got to figure out what does this thing want to be? You got to let it lead you a little.
JERRY SEINFELD

Creative Idea Pursuit Want
Dogs have no money. Isn’t that amazing? They’re broke their entire lives. But they get through. You know why dogs have no money? .. No Pockets.
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Amazing Broke Dog Funny Inspire
If airline seat cushions are such great flotation devices, why don’t you ever see anyone take one to the beach?
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Airline Beach Devices
Once you start doing only what you’ve already proven you can do, you’re on the road to death.
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Crazy Death Idea Proven
You know the message you’re sending out to the world with these sweatpants? You’re telling the world, ‘I give up. I can’t compete in normal society. I’m miserable, so I might as well be comfortable.
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Give Send Sweatpant World
When you’ve been in the business 5-years, as a person, it’s like you’re 5-years old – like a child. 10-years and you’re 10-years old, 20… Etcetera. That’s how I measure maturity in this industry.
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Child Children Maturity Old Year
If I want a long, boring story with no point to it, I have my life.
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Bore Long Need Stories
Wise is what you want to be. Smart is easy compared to wise.
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Compare Need Smart Wise
Most people, you do a TV series, it ends three, four, five years later; it’s a relic.
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People Series Television Year
Your blessing in life is when you find the torture you’re comfortable with.
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Bless Life Torture
I was the best man at the wedding… If I’m the best man, why is she marrying him?
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Goal Life Marry Men New Wedding
I always did well on the essay questions. Just put everything you know on there, maybe you’ll hit it.
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Essay Everything Know Well
There’s more to life than making shallow, fairly obvious observations.
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Life More Obvious Shallow
The best revenge is living well.
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Bestt Live Revenge Well
There are more social skills required to talk one-on-one [than to an audience]. You don’t have to be socially fluid to talk to two thousand people.
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People Skill Socially Two
I love how you just make coffee and then somehow something gets done.
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Coffee Emotion Make Somehow

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