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Wise is what you want to be. Smart is easy compared to wise.

Jerry Seinfeld

I always did well on the essay questions. Just put everything you know on there, maybe you’ll hit it.
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Essay Everything Know Well
There are more social skills required to talk one-on-one [than to an audience]. You don’t have to be socially fluid to talk to two thousand people.
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People Skill Socially Two
There’s more to life than making shallow, fairly obvious observations.
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Life More Obvious Shallow
I love how you just make coffee and then somehow something gets done.
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Coffee Emotion Make Somehow
The Four Levels of Comedy: Make your friends laugh, Make strangers laugh, Get paid to make strangers laugh, and Make people talk like you because it’s so much fun.
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Friends Fun Laughter Stranger
When you’ve been in the business 5-years, as a person, it’s like you’re 5-years old – like a child. 10-years and you’re 10-years old, 20… Etcetera. That’s how I measure maturity in this industry.
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Child Children Maturity Old Year
I can’t go to a bad movie by myself. What, am I gonna make sarcastic remarks to strangers?
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Bad Movie Sarcastic Stranger
If airline seat cushions are such great flotation devices, why don’t you ever see anyone take one to the beach?
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Airline Beach Devices
Wise is what you want to be. Smart is easy compared to wise.
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Compare Need Smart Wise
I didn’t know every day I would be discussing the tone of my voice with my wife. I thought it was a marriage. Apparently, it’s a musical.
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Funny Marriage Voice Wife
I’ve been car crazy my whole life, since I was nine years old. It’s just something I’m very aware of.
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Car Crazy Years
Magazines are another medium I love, because 95% is simply based on ‘How the hell are we going to fill all this blank space?
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Love Magazines Medium Space
Most people, you do a TV series, it ends three, four, five years later; it’s a relic.
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People Series Television Year
Pain is usually represented by lightning attacking the guy. Glowing redness is also popular. Sometimes parts of the guy would just burst into flames.
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Flame Glowing Pain Popular Something
Your blessing in life is when you find the torture you’re comfortable with.
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Bless Life Torture
The best revenge is living well.
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Bestt Live Revenge Well

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