Know your true measurements and dress your mind accordingly.
J. D. SALINGERI don’t even know what I was running for—I guess I just felt like it.
More J. D. Salinger Quotes
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People are always ruining things for you.
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I’m quite illiterate, but I read a lot.
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I have scars on my hands from touching certain people.
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How long should a man’s legs be? Long enough to touch the ground.
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If a girl looks swell when she meets you, who gives a damn if she’s late? Nobody.
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It’s not too bad when the sun’s out, but the sun only comes out when it feels like coming out.
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Make sure you marry someone who laughs at the same things you do.
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People are mostly hot to have a discussion when you’re not.
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That’s the whole trouble. You can’t ever find a place that’s nice and peaceful, because there isn’t any.
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I told her I loved her and all. It was a lie, of course, but the thing is, I meant it when I said it. I’m crazy. I swear to God I am.
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You’re lucky if you get time to sneeze in this goddam phenomenal world.
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Listen, if you’re not going to be a nun or something, you might as well laugh.
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A confessional passage has probably never been written that didn’t stink a little bit of the writer’s pride in having given up his pride.
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Grand. There’s a word I really hate. It’s a phony. I could puke every time I hear it.
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And I have one of those very loud, stupid laughs. I mean if I ever sat behind myself in a movie or something, I’d probably lean over and tell myself to please shut up.
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