I could happily lie down and die sometimes.
J. D. SALINGERI don’t even know what I was running for—I guess I just felt like it.
More J. D. Salinger Quotes
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You think of the book you’d most like to be reading, and then you sit down and shamelessly write it.
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We are, all four of us, blood relatives, and we speak a kind of esoteric, family language, a sort of semantic geometry in which the shortest distance between any two points is a fullish circle.
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People are mostly hot to have a discussion when you’re not.
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That’s the whole trouble. You can’t ever find a place that’s nice and peaceful, because there isn’t any.
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Do you know what I was smiling at? You wrote down that you were a writer by profession. It sounded to me like the loveliest euphemism I had ever heard. When was writing ever your profession? It’s never been anything but your religion.
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The more expensive a school is, the more crooks it has — I’m not kidding.
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It was that kind of a crazy afternoon, terrifically cold, and no sun out or anything, and you felt like you were disappearing every time you crossed a road.
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Nobody who’s really using his ego, his real ego, has any time for any goddam hobbies.
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Its really hard to be roommates with people if your suitcases are much better than theirs.
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And I have one of those very loud, stupid laughs. I mean if I ever sat behind myself in a movie or something, I’d probably lean over and tell myself to please shut up.
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We don’t talk, we hold forth. We don’t converse, we expound.
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People never notice anything.
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Always, always, always referring every goddam thing that happens right back to our lousy little egos.
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I am a kind of paranoid in reverse. I suspect people of plotting to make me happy.
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Mothers are all slightly insane.
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