Grand. There’s a word I really hate. It’s a phony. I could puke every time I hear it.
J. D. SALINGERThat’s the whole trouble. You can’t ever find a place that’s nice and peaceful, because there isn’t any.
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That’s something that annoys the hell out of me-I mean if somebody says the coffee’s all ready and it isn’t.
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I could happily lie down and die sometimes.
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You don’t know how to talk to people you don’t like. Don’t love, really. You can’t live in the world with such strong likes and dislikes.
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Most stuff that is genuine is better left unsaid.
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That’s the whole trouble. You can’t ever find a place that’s nice and peaceful, because there isn’t any.
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People never notice anything.
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I am a kind of paranoid in reverse. I suspect people of plotting to make me happy.
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The mark of the immature man is that he wants to die nobly for a cause, while the mark of the mature man is that he wants to live humbly for one.
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Nobody who’s really using his ego, his real ego, has any time for any goddam hobbies.
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Sometimes you get tired of riding in taxicabs the same way you get tired riding in elevators. All of a sudden, you have to walk, no matter how far or how high up.
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Who in the Bible besides Jesus knew–knew–that we’re carrying the Kingdom of Heaven around with us, inside, where we’re all too goddam stupid and sentimental and unimaginative to look?
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You don’t have to think too hard when you talk to teachers.
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The more expensive a school is, the more crooks it has — I’m not kidding.
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Don’t hate me because I can’t remember some person immediately. Especially when they look like everybody else, and talk and dress and act like everybody else.
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And I have one of those very loud, stupid laughs. I mean if I ever sat behind myself in a movie or something, I’d probably lean over and tell myself to please shut up.
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