Listen, if you’re not going to be a nun or something, you might as well laugh.
J. D. SALINGERThat’s the whole trouble. You can’t ever find a place that’s nice and peaceful, because there isn’t any.
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I have so much I want to tell you, and nowhere to begin.
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That’s the whole trouble. You can’t ever find a place that’s nice and peaceful, because there isn’t any.
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Make sure you marry someone who laughs at the same things you do.
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Always, always, always referring every goddam thing that happens right back to our lousy little egos.
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If a girl looks swell when she meets you, who gives a damn if she’s late? Nobody.
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I don’t even know what I was running for—I guess I just felt like it.
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I just hope that one day – preferably when we’re both blind drunk – we can talk about it.
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If you have something to offer, someone will learn something from you. It’s a beautiful reciprocal arrangement. And it isn’t education. It’s history. It’s poetry.
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But it wasn’t just that he was the most intelligent member in the family. He was also the nicest, in lots of ways. He never got mad at anybody. People with red hair are supposed to get mad very easily, but Allie never did, and he had very red hair.
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That’s something that annoys the hell out of me-I mean if somebody says the coffee’s all ready and it isn’t.
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Sometimes you get tired of riding in taxicabs the same way you get tired riding in elevators. All of a sudden, you have to walk, no matter how far or how high up.
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I’m sick of not having the courage to be an absolute nobody.
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The fact is always obvious much too late, but the most singular difference between happiness and joy is that happiness is a solid and joy a liquid.
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It’s not too bad when the sun’s out, but the sun only comes out when it feels like coming out.
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I have scars on my hands from touching certain people.
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