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You never even worried, with Jane, whether your hand was sweaty or not. All you knew was, you were happy. You really were.

J. D. Salinger

People are always ruining things for you.
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People Ruin Yourself
I hate actors. They never act like people. They just think they do.
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Act Hate Myself People Thinking
I mean how do you know what you’re going to do till you do it? The answer is, you don’t. I think I am, but how do I know? I swear it’s a stupid question.
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Myself Stupidity Thinking Yourself
Where do the ducks go in the winter?
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Animal One Liner Winter
Certain things, they should stay the way they are. You ought to be able to stick them in one of those big glass cases and just leave them alone.
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Alone Oneself Stay
Poets are always taking the weather so personally. They’re always sticking their emotions in things that have no emotions.
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Emotion Poet
I have so much I want to tell you, and nowhere to begin.
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Beginning Myself
Sometimes you get tired of riding in taxicabs the same way you get tired riding in elevators. All of a sudden, you have to walk, no matter how far or how high up.
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Walk Yourself
I’m quite illiterate, but I read a lot.
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Education Quite Reading
You’re lucky if you get time to sneeze in this goddam phenomenal world.
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Time World Yourself
But it wasn’t just that he was the most intelligent member in the family. He was also the nicest, in lots of ways. He never got mad at anybody. People with red hair are supposed to get mad very easily, but Allie never did, and he had very red hair.
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Easy Family Hairs Himself Mad People
I’m up to my ears in unwritten words.
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Myself Word Writing
How long should a man’s legs be? Long enough to touch the ground.
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Man Touch
I can be quite sarcastic when I’m in the mood.
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Myself Quite Sarcastic
Listen, if you’re not going to be a nun or something, you might as well laugh.
J. D. SALINGER

Job Laugh Listen
There are nice things in the world – and I mean nice things. We’re all such morons to get so sidetracked.
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Beautiful Stupidity World

You never even worried, with Jane, whether your hand was sweaty or not. All you knew was, you were happy. You really were.

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