I’m quite illiterate, but I read a lot.
J. D. SALINGERYou never even worried, with Jane, whether your hand was sweaty or not. All you knew was, you were happy. You really were.
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Don’t hate me because I can’t remember some person immediately. Especially when they look like everybody else, and talk and dress and act like everybody else.
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We are, all four of us, blood relatives, and we speak a kind of esoteric, family language, a sort of semantic geometry in which the shortest distance between any two points is a fullish circle.
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She wasn’t doing a thing that I could see, except standing there leaning on the balcony railing, holding the universe together.
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But it wasn’t just that he was the most intelligent member in the family. He was also the nicest, in lots of ways. He never got mad at anybody. People with red hair are supposed to get mad very easily, but Allie never did, and he had very red hair.
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How long should a man’s legs be? Long enough to touch the ground.
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I’m sick of not having the courage to be an absolute nobody.
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All morons hate it when you call them a moron.
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You don’t have to think too hard when you talk to teachers.
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Poets are always taking the weather so personally. They’re always sticking their emotions in things that have no emotions.
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It’s funny. All you have to do is say something nobody understands and they’ll do practically anything you want them to.
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Grand. There’s a word I really hate. It’s a phony. I could puke every time I hear it.
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I just hope that one day – preferably when we’re both blind drunk – we can talk about it.
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Where do the ducks go in the winter?
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An artist’s only concern is to shoot for some kind of perfection, and on his own terms, not anyone else’s.
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I’ll read my books and I’ll drink coffee and I’ll listen to music, and I’ll bolt the door.
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