The more expensive a school is, the more crooks it has — I’m not kidding.
J. D. SALINGERPeople always clap for the wrong reasons.
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That’s the whole trouble. You can’t ever find a place that’s nice and peaceful, because there isn’t any.
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I told her I loved her and all. It was a lie, of course, but the thing is, I meant it when I said it. I’m crazy. I swear to God I am.
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I have scars on my hands from touching certain people…Certain heads, certain colours and textures of human hair leave permanent marks on me.
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Sleep tight, ya morons!
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Make sure you marry someone who laughs at the same things you do.
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The true poet has no choice of material. The material plainly chooses him, not he it.
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But it wasn’t just that he was the most intelligent member in the family. He was also the nicest, in lots of ways. He never got mad at anybody. People with red hair are supposed to get mad very easily, but Allie never did, and he had very red hair.
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An artist’s only concern is to shoot for some kind of perfection, and on his own terms, not anyone else’s.
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You never even worried, with Jane, whether your hand was sweaty or not. All you knew was, you were happy. You really were.
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I could happily lie down and die sometimes.
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I love to write and I assure you I write regularly. But I write for myself, for my own pleasure. And I want to be left alone to do it.
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Do you know what I was smiling at? You wrote down that you were a writer by profession. It sounded to me like the loveliest euphemism I had ever heard. When was writing ever your profession? It’s never been anything but your religion.
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You can’t stop a teacher when they want to do something. They just do it.
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Who in the Bible besides Jesus knew–knew–that we’re carrying the Kingdom of Heaven around with us, inside, where we’re all too goddam stupid and sentimental and unimaginative to look?
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She was not one for emptying her face of expression.
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