I’m sick of not having the courage to be an absolute nobody.
J. D. SALINGERPeople always clap for the wrong reasons.
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I was sixteen then, and I’m seventeen now, and sometimes I act like I’m about thirteen. Sometimes, I act a lot older than I am–I really do. But people never notice it. People never notice anything.
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I could happily lie down and die sometimes.
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People always clap for the wrong reasons.
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I’m sick of just liking people. I wish to God I could meet somebody I could respect.
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It’s funny. All you have to do is say something nobody understands and they’ll do practically anything you want them to.
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The fact is always obvious much too late, but the most singular difference between happiness and joy is that happiness is a solid and joy a liquid.
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But it wasn’t just that he was the most intelligent member in the family. He was also the nicest, in lots of ways. He never got mad at anybody. People with red hair are supposed to get mad very easily, but Allie never did, and he had very red hair.
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Its really hard to be roommates with people if your suitcases are much better than theirs.
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Do you know what I was smiling at? You wrote down that you were a writer by profession. It sounded to me like the loveliest euphemism I had ever heard. When was writing ever your profession? It’s never been anything but your religion.
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It was that kind of a crazy afternoon, terrifically cold, and no sun out or anything, and you felt like you were disappearing every time you crossed a road.
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That’s something that annoys the hell out of me-I mean if somebody says the coffee’s all ready and it isn’t.
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We don’t talk, we hold forth. We don’t converse, we expound.
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I don’t even know what I was running for—I guess I just felt like it.
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And I have one of those very loud, stupid laughs. I mean if I ever sat behind myself in a movie or something, I’d probably lean over and tell myself to please shut up.
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I’m one of the little foxes that spoil the grapes.
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