Listen, if you’re not going to be a nun or something, you might as well laugh.
J. D. SALINGERPeople always clap for the wrong reasons.
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He said you were the only one who was bitter about S’s suicide and the only one who really forgave him for it. The rest of us, he said, were outwardly unbitter and inwardly unforgiving.
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I mean they don’t seem able to love us just the way we are. They don’t seem able to love us unless they can keep changing us a little bit. They love their reasons for loving us almost as much as they love us, and most of the time more.
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There are nice things in the world – and I mean nice things. We’re all such morons to get so sidetracked.
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You’re lucky if you get time to sneeze in this goddam phenomenal world.
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Why’s it so sunny? she repeated. Zooey observed her rather narrowly. I bring the sun wherever I go, buddy, he said.
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It’s not too bad when the sun’s out, but the sun only comes out when it feels like coming out.
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She was not one for emptying her face of expression.
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I’ll read my books and I’ll drink coffee and I’ll listen to music, and I’ll bolt the door.
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You don’t know how to talk to people you don’t like. Don’t love, really. You can’t live in the world with such strong likes and dislikes.
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We are, all four of us, blood relatives, and we speak a kind of esoteric, family language, a sort of semantic geometry in which the shortest distance between any two points is a fullish circle.
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I’m one of the little foxes that spoil the grapes.
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Where do the ducks go in the winter?
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Its really hard to be roommates with people if your suitcases are much better than theirs.
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I’m quite illiterate, but I read a lot.
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The worst thing that being an artist could do to you would be that it would make you slightly unhappy constantly.
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