Freedom of press is limited to those who own one.
H. L. MENCKENWhen somebody says it’s not about the money, it’s about the money.
More H. L. Mencken Quotes
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Socialist: A man suffering from an overwhelming conviction to believe what is not true.
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In this world of sin and sorrow there is always something to be thankful for; as for me, I rejoice that I am not a Republican.
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Journalism is to politician as dog is to lamp-post.
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The trouble with fighting for human freedom is that one spends most of one’s time defending scoundrels. For it is against scoundrels that oppressive laws are first aimed, and oppression must be stopped at the beginning if it is to be stopped at all.
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Change is not progress.
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It is even harder for the average ape to believe that he has descended from man.
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The State doesn’t just want you to obey, it wants to make you WANT to obey.
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On one issue, at least, men and women agree. They both distrust women.
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A professional politician is a professionally dishonorable man. In order to get anywhere near high office he has to make so many compromises and submit to so many humiliations that he becomes indistinguishable from a streetwalker.
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There are two impossibilities in life: “just one drink” and “an honest politician.”
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The ideal way to get rid of any infectious disease would be to shoot instantly every person who comes down with it.
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Sometimes the idiots outvote the sensible people.
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Laws are no longer made by a rational process of public discussion; they are made by a process of blackmail and intimidation, and they are executed in the same manner
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If a politician found he had cannibals among his constituents, he would promise them missionaries for dinner.
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It is inaccurate to say that I hate everything. I am strongly in favor of common sense, common honesty, and common decency. This makes me forever ineligible for public office.
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