The aim of public education is not to spread enlightenment at all; it is simply to reduce as many individuals as possible to the same safe level, to breed a standard citizenry, to put down dissent and originality.
H. L. MENCKENThe aim of public education is not to spread enlightenment at all; it is simply to reduce as many individuals as possible to the same safe level, to breed a standard citizenry, to put down dissent and originality.
H. L. MENCKENIt is inaccurate to say that I hate everything. I am strongly in favor of common sense, common honesty, and common decency. This makes me forever ineligible for public office.
H. L. MENCKENA professional politician is a professionally dishonorable man. In order to get anywhere near high office he has to make so many compromises and submit to so many humiliations that he becomes indistinguishable from a streetwalker.
H. L. MENCKENThe American people, North and South, went into the [Civil] war as citizens of their respective states, they came out as subjects … what they thus lost they have never got back.
H. L. MENCKENWhen fanatics are on top there is no limit to oppression.
H. L. MENCKENThe urge to save humanity is almost always a false front for the urge to rule.
H. L. MENCKENPuritanism. The haunting fear that someone, somewhere, may be happy.
H. L. MENCKENDemocracy is the theory that the common people know what they want, and deserve to get it good and hard.
H. L. MENCKENAfter all is said and done, a hell lot of a lot more is said than done.
H. L. MENCKENThe most dangerous man to any government is the man who is able to think things out for himself.
H. L. MENCKENFree speech is too dangerous to a democracy to be permitted.
H. L. MENCKENThe best teacher is not the one who knows most but the one who is most capable of reducing knowledge to that simple compound of the obvious and wonderful.
H. L. MENCKENOn one issue, at least, men and women agree. They both distrust women.
H. L. MENCKENOn some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart’s desire at last, and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron.
H. L. MENCKENAll government, in its essence, is a conspiracy against the superior man: its one permanent object is to oppress him and cripple him.
H. L. MENCKENSocialist: A man suffering from an overwhelming conviction to believe what is not true.
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