A man may be a fool and not know it, but not if he is married.
H. L. MENCKENEquality before the law is probably forever unattainable. It is a noble ideal, but it can never be realized, for what men value in this world is not rights but privileges.
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No one in this world, so far as I know – and I have searched the records for years, and employed agents to help me – has ever lost money by underestimating the intelligence of the great masses of the plain people.
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The central belief of every moron is that he is the victim of a mysterious conspiracy against his common rights and true deserts.
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In this world of sin and sorrow there is always something to be thankful for; as for me, I rejoice that I am not a Republican.
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Sometimes the idiots outvote the sensible people.
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When somebody says it’s not about the money, it’s about the money.
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Love is like war: easy to begin but very hard to stop.
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A sense of humor always withers in the presence of the messianic delusion, like justice and the truth in front of patriotic passion.
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Democracy is the theory that the common people know what they want, and deserve to get it good and hard.
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The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.
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On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart’s desire at last, and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron.
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The only thing wrong with Abraham Lincoln’s Gettysburg Address was that it was the South, not the North, that was fighting for a government of the people, by the people and for the people.
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Socialist: A man suffering from an overwhelming conviction to believe what is not true.
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If a politician found he had cannibals among his constituents, he would promise them missionaries for dinner.
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The one permanent emotion of the inferior man is fear – fear of the unknown, the complex, the inexplicable. What he wants above everything else is safety.
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An idealist is one who, on noticing that roses smell better than a cabbage, concludes that it will also make better soup.
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