When somebody says it’s not about the money, it’s about the money.
H. L. MENCKENA man may be a fool and not know it, but not if he is married.
More H. L. Mencken Quotes
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The central belief of every moron is that he is the victim of a mysterious conspiracy against his common rights and true deserts.
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The best teacher is not the one who knows most but the one who is most capable of reducing knowledge to that simple compound of the obvious and wonderful.
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The kind of man who demands that government enforce his ideas is always the kind whose ideas are idiotic.
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It doesn’t take a majority to make a rebellion; it takes only a few determined leaders and a sound cause.
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The trouble with fighting for human freedom is that one spends most of one’s time defending scoundrels. For it is against scoundrels that oppressive laws are first aimed, and oppression must be stopped at the beginning if it is to be stopped at all.
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The State doesn’t just want you to obey, it wants to make you WANT to obey.
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Don’t overestimate the decency of the human race.
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The only good bureaucrat is one with a pistol at his head. Put it in his hand and it’s good-bye to the Bill of Rights.
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It is even harder for the average ape to believe that he has descended from man.
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After all is said and done, a hell lot of a lot more is said than done.
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On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart’s desire at last, and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron.
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Democracy is the art and science of running the circus from the monkey cage.
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Puritanism. The haunting fear that someone, somewhere, may be happy.
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Evangelical Christianity, as everyone knows, is founded upon hate, as the Christianity of Christ was founded upon love.
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Equality before the law is probably forever unattainable. It is a noble ideal, but it can never be realized, for what men value in this world is not rights but privileges.
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