Democracy is the theory that the common people know what they want, and deserve to get it good and hard.
H. L. MENCKENSometimes the idiots outvote the sensible people.
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It doesn’t take a majority to make a rebellion; it takes only a few determined leaders and a sound cause.
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Misogynist: A man who hates women as much as women hate one another.
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The average man does not get pleasure out of an idea because he thinks it is true; he thinks it is true because he gets pleasure out of it.
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Every decent man is ashamed of the government he lives under.
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After all is said and done, a hell lot of a lot more is said than done.
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Puritanism. The haunting fear that someone, somewhere, may be happy.
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An idealist is one who, on noticing that roses smell better than a cabbage, concludes that it will also make better soup.
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Imagine the Creator as a low comedian, and at once the world becomes explicable.
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People do not expect to find chastity in a whorehouse. Why, then, do they expect to find honesty and humanity in government, a congeries of institutions whose modus operandi consists of lying, cheating, stealing, and if need be, murdering those who resist?
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The most dangerous man to any government is the man who is able to think things out for himself.
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Don’t overestimate the decency of the human race.
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On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart’s desire at last, and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron.
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Under democracy one party always devotes its chief energies to trying to prove that the other party is unfit to rule—and both commonly succeed, and are right.
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It is inaccurate to say that I hate everything. I am strongly in favor of common sense, common honesty, and common decency. This makes me forever ineligible for public office.
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No one in this world, so far as I know – and I have searched the records for years, and employed agents to help me – has ever lost money by underestimating the intelligence of the great masses of the plain people.
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