Sometimes the idiots outvote the sensible people.
H. L. MENCKENSometimes the idiots outvote the sensible people.
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You can’t do anything about the length of your life, but you can do something about its width and depth.
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When fanatics are on top there is no limit to oppression.
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The central belief of every moron is that he is the victim of a mysterious conspiracy against his common rights and true deserts.
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A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a coffin.
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Equality before the law is probably forever unattainable. It is a noble ideal, but it can never be realized, for what men value in this world is not rights but privileges.
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Always remember this: If you don’t attend the funerals of your friends, they will certainly not attend yours.
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There’s really no point to voting. If it made any difference, it would probably be illegal.
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Government’s great contribution to human wisdom is the discovery that the taxpayer has more than one pocket.
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The theory seems to be that as long as a man is a failure he is one of God’s children, but that as soon as he succeeds he is taken over by the Devil.
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No professional politician is ever actually in favor of public economy. It is his implacable enemy, and he knows it. All professional politicians are dedicated wholeheartedly to waste and corruption. They are the enemies of every decent man.
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The trouble with fighting for human freedom is that one spends most of one’s time defending scoundrels. For it is against scoundrels that oppressive laws are first aimed, and oppression must be stopped at the beginning if it is to be stopped at all.
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The only thing wrong with Abraham Lincoln’s Gettysburg Address was that it was the South, not the North, that was fighting for a government of the people, by the people and for the people.
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Once a woman passes a certain point in intelligence she finds it almost impossible to get a husband: she simply cannot go on listening without snickering.
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It is even harder for the average ape to believe that he has descended from man.
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The chief difference between free capitalism and State socialism seems to be this: that under the former a man pursues his own advantage openly, frankly and honestly, whereas under the latter he does so hypocritically and under false pretenses.
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