Imagine the Creator as a low comedian, and at once the world becomes explicable.
H. L. MENCKENSometimes the idiots outvote the sensible people.
More H. L. Mencken Quotes
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If a politician found he had cannibals among his constituents, he would promise them missionaries for dinner.
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A judge is a law student who marks his own examination papers.
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The chief difference between free capitalism and State socialism seems to be this: that under the former a man pursues his own advantage openly, frankly and honestly, whereas under the latter he does so hypocritically and under false pretenses.
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The common argument that crime is caused by poverty is a kind of slander on the poor.
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Freedom of press is limited to those who own one.
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The average man does not get pleasure out of an idea because he thinks it is true; he thinks it is true because he gets pleasure out of it.
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A church is a place in which gentlemen who have never been to Heaven brag about it to persons who will never get there.
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It is even harder for the average ape to believe that he has descended from man.
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Puritanism. The haunting fear that someone, somewhere, may be happy.
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A professional politician is a professionally dishonorable man. In order to get anywhere near high office he has to make so many compromises and submit to so many humiliations that he becomes indistinguishable from a streetwalker.
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The demagogue is one who preaches doctrines he knows to be untrue to men he knows to be idiots.
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An idealist is one who, on noticing that roses smell better than a cabbage, concludes that it will also make better soup.
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The one permanent emotion of the inferior man is fear – fear of the unknown, the complex, the inexplicable. What he wants above everything else is safety.
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On one issue, at least, men and women agree. They both distrust women.
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The best teacher is not the one who knows most but the one who is most capable of reducing knowledge to that simple compound of the obvious and wonderful.
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