There are two kinds of Europeans: The smart ones, and those who stayed behind.
H. L. MENCKENSometimes the idiots outvote the sensible people.
More H. L. Mencken Quotes
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Under democracy one party always devotes its chief energies to trying to prove that the other party is unfit to rule—and both commonly succeed, and are right.
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Change is not progress.
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Laws are no longer made by a rational process of public discussion; they are made by a process of blackmail and intimidation, and they are executed in the same manner
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The only thing wrong with Abraham Lincoln’s Gettysburg Address was that it was the South, not the North, that was fighting for a government of the people, by the people and for the people.
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People do not expect to find chastity in a whorehouse. Why, then, do they expect to find honesty and humanity in government, a congeries of institutions whose modus operandi consists of lying, cheating, stealing, and if need be, murdering those who resist?
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For every problem, there is a solution that is simple, neat, and wrong.
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There’s really no point to voting. If it made any difference, it would probably be illegal.
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A man may be a fool and not know it, but not if he is married.
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Sometimes the idiots outvote the sensible people.
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No professional politician is ever actually in favor of public economy. It is his implacable enemy, and he knows it. All professional politicians are dedicated wholeheartedly to waste and corruption. They are the enemies of every decent man.
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The most dangerous man to any government is the man who is able to think things out for himself.
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Evangelical Christianity, as everyone knows, is founded upon hate, as the Christianity of Christ was founded upon love.
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The American people, North and South, went into the [Civil] war as citizens of their respective states, they came out as subjects … what they thus lost they have never got back.
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A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a coffin.
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The final test of truth is ridicule. Very few dogmas have ever faced it and survived.
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