Democracy is the theory that the common people know what they want, and deserve to get it good and hard.
H. L. MENCKENDemocracy is the art and science of running the circus from the monkey cage.
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Imagine the Creator as a low comedian, and at once the world becomes explicable.
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The trouble with fighting for human freedom is that one spends most of one’s time defending scoundrels. For it is against scoundrels that oppressive laws are first aimed, and oppression must be stopped at the beginning if it is to be stopped at all.
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Don’t overestimate the decency of the human race.
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Puritanism. The haunting fear that someone, somewhere, may be happy.
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If a politician found he had cannibals among his constituents, he would promise them missionaries for dinner.
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On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart’s desire at last, and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron.
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Socialist: A man suffering from an overwhelming conviction to believe what is not true.
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The most dangerous man to any government is the man who is able to think things out for himself.
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In this world of sin and sorrow there is always something to be thankful for; as for me, I rejoice that I am not a Republican.
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The best teacher is not the one who knows most but the one who is most capable of reducing knowledge to that simple compound of the obvious and wonderful.
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It is inaccurate to say that I hate everything. I am strongly in favor of common sense, common honesty, and common decency. This makes me forever ineligible for public office.
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When fanatics are on top there is no limit to oppression.
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When somebody says it’s not about the money, it’s about the money.
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Under democracy one party always devotes its chief energies to trying to prove that the other party is unfit to rule—and both commonly succeed, and are right.
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It doesn’t take a majority to make a rebellion; it takes only a few determined leaders and a sound cause.
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