Journalism is to politician as dog is to lamp-post.
H. L. MENCKENThe American people, North and South, went into the [Civil] war as citizens of their respective states, they came out as subjects … what they thus lost they have never got back.
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The State doesn’t just want you to obey, it wants to make you WANT to obey.
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There are two impossibilities in life: “just one drink” and “an honest politician.”
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After all is said and done, a hell lot of a lot more is said than done.
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When somebody says it’s not about the money, it’s about the money.
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If a politician found he had cannibals among his constituents, he would promise them missionaries for dinner.
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Sometimes the idiots outvote the sensible people.
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A judge is a law student who marks his own examination papers.
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The best teacher is not the one who knows most but the one who is most capable of reducing knowledge to that simple compound of the obvious and wonderful.
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The theory seems to be that as long as a man is a failure he is one of God’s children, but that as soon as he succeeds he is taken over by the Devil.
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It is inaccurate to say that I hate everything. I am strongly in favor of common sense, common honesty, and common decency. This makes me forever ineligible for public office.
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The aim of public education is not to spread enlightenment at all; it is simply to reduce as many individuals as possible to the same safe level, to breed a standard citizenry, to put down dissent and originality.
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A man may be a fool and not know it, but not if he is married.
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It is even harder for the average ape to believe that he has descended from man.
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A professional politician is a professionally dishonorable man. In order to get anywhere near high office he has to make so many compromises and submit to so many humiliations that he becomes indistinguishable from a streetwalker.
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You can’t do anything about the length of your life, but you can do something about its width and depth.
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