There are two impossibilities in life: “just one drink” and “an honest politician.”
H. L. MENCKENMost people want security in this world, not liberty.
More H. L. Mencken Quotes
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Under democracy one party always devotes its chief energies to trying to prove that the other party is unfit to rule—and both commonly succeed, and are right.
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Sometimes the idiots outvote the sensible people.
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There are two kinds of Europeans: The smart ones, and those who stayed behind.
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The American people, North and South, went into the [Civil] war as citizens of their respective states, they came out as subjects … what they thus lost they have never got back.
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The demagogue is one who preaches doctrines he knows to be untrue to men he knows to be idiots.
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For every problem, there is a solution that is simple, neat, and wrong.
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Morality is doing what is right, no matter what you are told. Religion is doing what you are told, no matter what is right.
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Democracy is the theory that the common people know what they want, and deserve to get it good and hard.
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The trouble with fighting for human freedom is that one spends most of one’s time defending scoundrels. For it is against scoundrels that oppressive laws are first aimed, and oppression must be stopped at the beginning if it is to be stopped at all.
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The common argument that crime is caused by poverty is a kind of slander on the poor.
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Equality before the law is probably forever unattainable. It is a noble ideal, but it can never be realized, for what men value in this world is not rights but privileges.
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Free speech is too dangerous to a democracy to be permitted.
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After all is said and done, a hell lot of a lot more is said than done.
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Love is like war: easy to begin but very hard to stop.
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The chief difference between free capitalism and State socialism seems to be this: that under the former a man pursues his own advantage openly, frankly and honestly, whereas under the latter he does so hypocritically and under false pretenses.
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