The thought of two thousand people crunching celery at the same time horrified me.
GEORGE BERNARD SHAWNever wrestle with pigs. You both get dirty and the pig likes it.
More George Bernard Shaw Quotes
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There are those that look at things the way they are, and ask why? I dream of things that never were, and ask why not?
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The man who writes about himself and his own time is the only man who writes about all people and all time.
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Why should we take advice on sex from the pope? If he knows anything about it, he shouldn’t!
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Youth is wasted on the young.
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When a man wants to murder a tiger he calls it sport; when a tiger wants to murder him he calls it ferocity.
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We are made wise not by the recollection of our past, but by the responsibility for our future.
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The secret of being miserable is to have leisure to bother about whether you are happy or not.
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Silence is the most perfect expression of scorn.
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Those who cannot change their minds cannot change anything.
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I knew if I waited around long enough something like this would happen.
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Liquor is the chloroform which enables the poor man to endure the painful operation of living.
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When a stupid man is doing something he is ashamed of, he always declares that it is his duty.
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Whisky is liquid sunshine.
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A gentleman is one who puts more into the world than he takes out.
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As long as I have a want, I have a reason for living. Satisfaction is death.
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