To be in hell is to drift; to be in heaven is to steer.
GEORGE BERNARD SHAWNever wrestle with pigs. You both get dirty and the pig likes it.
More George Bernard Shaw Quotes
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You’ll never have a quiet world till you knock the patriotism out of the human race.
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The most tragic thing in the world is a man of genius who is not a man of honor.
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My way of joking is to tell the truth. It’s the funniest joke in the world.
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Youth is wasted on the young.
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As long as I have a want, I have a reason for living. Satisfaction is death.
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Better keep yourself clean and bright; you are the window through which you must see the world.
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If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they’ll kill you.
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Liquor is the chloroform which enables the poor man to endure the painful operation of living.
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The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place.
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Hatred is the coward’s revenge for being intimidated.
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The thought of two thousand people crunching celery at the same time horrified me.
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There are two tragedies in life. One is to lose your heart’s desire. The other is to gain it.
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I knew if I waited around long enough something like this would happen.
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Democracy is a device that ensures we shall be governed no better than we deserve.
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Dancing is a perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire.
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