Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh.
GEORGE BERNARD SHAWThe thought of two thousand people crunching celery at the same time horrified me.
More George Bernard Shaw Quotes
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I often quote myself. It adds spice to my conversation.
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Silence is the most perfect expression of scorn.
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After all, the wrong road always leads somewhere.
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There are two tragedies in life. One is to lose your heart’s desire. The other is to gain it.
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The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it.
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Life is not meant to be easy, my child; but take courage: it can be delightful.
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I choose not to make a graveyard of my body for the rotting corpses of dead animals.
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He knows nothing; and he thinks he knows everything. That points clearly to a political career.
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All great truths begin as blasphemies.
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Power does not corrupt men; fools, however, if they get into a position of power, corrupt power.
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Choose silence of all virtues, for by it you hear other men’s imperfections, and conceal your own.
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Your friends are all the dullest dogs.
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No man ever believes that the Bible means what it says: He is always convinced that it says what he means
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As long as I have a want, I have a reason for living. Satisfaction is death.
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Both optimists and pessimists contribute to society. The optimist invents the aeroplane, the pessimist the parachute.
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