News is what a chap who doesn’t care much about anything wants to read.
EVELYN WAUGHEvery Englishman abroad, until it is proved to the contrary, likes to consider himself a traveller and not a tourist.
More Evelyn Waugh Quotes
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I prefer all but the very worst travel books, to all but the very best novels.
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He had no strength for any other war than his own solitary struggle to keep alive.
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There’s only one great evil in the world today. Despair.
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Of the many smells of Athens two seem to me the most characteristic – that of garlic, bold and deadly like acetylene gas. and that of dust, soft and warm and caressing like tweed.
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O God, make me good, but not yet.
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I regard writing not as an investigation of character but as an exercise in the use of language, and with this I am obsessed.
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We cherish our friends not for their ability to amuse us, but for ours to amuse them…
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If politicians and scientists were lazier, how much happier we should all be.
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Where can we hide in fair weather, we orphans of the storm?
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I should like to bury something precious in every place where I’ve been happy and then, when I’m old and ugly and miserable, I could come back and dig it up and remember.
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Words have basic inalienable meanings, departure from which is either conscious metaphor or inexcusable vulgarity.
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Remember that, however patient your study, you will never in adult life learn any language perfectly; the best you can hope for is to be a bore.
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The splendid thing about education is that everyone wants it. Like influenza, you can give it away without losing any of it yourself.
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To know and love one other human being is the root of all wisdom.
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I haven’t been to sleep for over a year. That’s why I go to bed early. One needs more rest if one doesn’t sleep.
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