O God, if there is a God, forgive him his sins, if there is such a thing as sin.
EVELYN WAUGHThe only thing that it is advisable to know in any language is the numerals; and even there, you can do a lot with the fingers.
More Evelyn Waugh Quotes
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If you asked me now who I am, the only answer I could give with any certainty would be my name. For the rest: my loves, my hates, down even to my deepest desires, I can no longer say whether these emotions are my own, or stolen from those I once so desperately wished to be.
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I put the words down and push them a bit.
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Enclosing every thin man, there’s a fat man demanding elbow-room.
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We cherish our friends not for their ability to amuse us, but for ours to amuse them…
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Of the many smells of Athens two seem to me the most characteristic – that of garlic, bold and deadly like acetylene gas. and that of dust, soft and warm and caressing like tweed.
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I think it’s one of the kindest things you can do to the very wicked, to give them time to repent.
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Not everyone grows to be old, but everyone has been younger than he is now.
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If a thing’s worth doing at all, it’s worth doing well.
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He was gifted with the sly, sharp instinct for self-preservation that passes for wisdom among the rich.
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After all, damn it, what does being in love mean if you can’t trust a person.
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Conversation should be like juggling; up go the balls and plates, up and over, in and out, good solid objects that glitter in the footlights and fall with a bang if you miss them.
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It is a curious thing. That every creed promises a paradise which will be absolutely uninhabitable for anyone of civilized taste.
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Mr. Wodehouse’s idyllic world can never stale. He will continue to release future generations from captivity that may be more irksome than our own. He has made a world for us to live in and delight in.
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You have no idea how much nastier I would be if I was not a Catholic. Without supernatural aid I would hardly be a human being.
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All this fuss about sleeping together. For physical pleasure I’d sooner go to my dentist any day.
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