Humor is a spontaneous, wonderful bit of an outburst that just comes. It’s unbridled, its unplanned, it’s full of suprises.
ERMA BOMBECKA grandmother pretends she doesn’t know who you are on Halloween.
More Erma Bombeck Quotes
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It seemed rather incongruous that in a society of super sophisticated communication, we often suffer from a shortage of listeners.
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People usually survive their illnesses, but the paper work eventually does them in. Filing a claim for insurance is terminal.
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I got to thinking one day about all those women on the Titanic who passed up dessert at dinner that fateful night.
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Grandparenthood is one of life’s rewards for surviving your own children.
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My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint.
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A grandmother pretends she doesn’t know who you are on Halloween.
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My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.
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If I had my life to live over, instead of wishing away nine months of pregnancy, I’d have cherished ever moment and realized that the wonderment growing inside me was the only chance in life to assist God in a miracle.
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Like religion, politics, and family planning, cereal is not a topic to be brought up in public. It’s too controversial.
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Success is outliving your failures.
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I’ve exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars.
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I never leaf through a copy of National Geographic without realizing how lucky we are to live in a society where it is traditional to wear clothes.
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It is not until you become a mother that your judgment slowly turns to compassion and understanding.
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If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead.
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Housework can kill you if done right.
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