I remember thinking how often we look, but never see … we listen, but never hear … we exist, but never feel. We take our relationships for granted. A house is only a place. It has no life of its own. It needs human voices, activity and laughter to come alive.
ERMA BOMBECKA grandmother pretends she doesn’t know who you are on Halloween.
More Erma Bombeck Quotes
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A grandparent will help you with your buttons, your zippers, and your shoelaces and not be in any hurry for you to grow up.
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Pregnancy is the only time in a woman’s life she can help God work a miracle.
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One never realizes how different a husband and wife can be until they begin to pack for a trip.
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Grandparenthood is one of life’s rewards for surviving your own children.
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There’s something wrong with a mother who washes out a measuring cup with soap and water after she’s only measured water in it.
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My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint.
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Women are never what they seem to be. There is the woman you see and there is the woman who is hidden. Buy the gift for the woman who is hidden.
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Never have more children than you have car windows.
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The grass is always greener over the septic tank.
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When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a single bit of talent left, and could say, ‘I used everything you gave me’.
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People usually survive their illnesses, but the paper work eventually does them in. Filing a claim for insurance is terminal.
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I worry about scientists discovering that lettuce has been fattening all along.
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It is not until you become a mother that your judgment slowly turns to compassion and understanding.
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One thing they never tell you about child raising is that for the rest of your life, at the drop of a hat, you are expected to know your child’s name and how old he or she is.
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Volunteers are the only human beings on the face of the earth who reflect this nation’s compassion, unselfish caring, patience, and just plain love for one another.
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