He is a writer for the ages, the ages of four to eight.
DOROTHY PARKERTake me or leave me; or, as is the usual order of things, both.
More Dorothy Parker Quotes
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I can’t write five words but that I change seven.
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Ducking for apples — change one letter and it’s the story of my life.
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And I’ll stay off Verlaine too; he was always chasing Rimbauds.
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A liberal is a man who leaves the room before the fight starts.
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Years are only garments, and you either wear them with style all your life, or else you go dowdy to the grave.
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Should they whisper false of you, Never trouble to deny; Should the words they say be true, Weep and storm and say they lie.
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If all the young ladies who attended the Yale promenade dance were laid end to end, no one would be the least surprised.
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I hate writing, I love having written.
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Friends come and go but I wouldn’t have thought you’d be one of them.
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This is me apologizing. I am a fool, a bird-brain, a liar and a horse-thief. I wouldn’t touch a superlative again with an umbrella.
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The definition of eternity is two people and a ham.
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I’m not a writer with a drinking problem, I’m a drinker with a writing problem.
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Bewildered is the fox who lives to find that grapes beyond reach can be really sour.
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Don’t look at me in that tone of voice.
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The definition of eternity is two people and a ham.
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