Heterosexuality is not normal, it’s just common.
DOROTHY PARKERThat woman speaks eighteen languages, and can’t say ‘No’ in any of them.
More Dorothy Parker Quotes
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Don’t feel bad when I die; I’ve been dead for a long time.
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Of Orson Welles: It’s like meeting God without dying.
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Of course I talk to myself. I like a good speaker, and I appreciate an intelligent audience.
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If all the girls attending [the Yale prom] were laid end to end, I wouldn’t be at all surprised.
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Take me or leave me; or, as is the usual order of things, both.
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And I’ll stay off Verlaine too; he was always chasing Rimbauds.
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But I don’t give up; I forget why not.
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The best way to avoid a hangover is to stay drunk.
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Quick!! Act as if nothing has happened!
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That woman speaks eighteen languages, and can’t say ‘No’ in any of them.
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They sicken of the calm who know the storm.
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Men seldom make passes at girls who wear glasses.
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I can’t write five words but that I change seven.
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Constant use had not worn ragged the fabric of their friendship.
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By the time you swear you’re his, Shivering and sighing. And he vows his passion is, Infinite, undying. Lady make note of this — One of you is lying.
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