I like to have a martini/Two at the very most/After three I’m under the table/After four I’m under my host.
DOROTHY PARKERThat woman speaks eighteen languages, and can’t say ‘No’ in any of them.
More Dorothy Parker Quotes
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Love is like quicksilver in the hand. Leave the fingers open and it stays. Clutch it and it darts away.
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Los Angeles: Seventy-two suburbs in search of a city.
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The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant, and let the air out of the tires.
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I hate almost all rich people, but I think I’d be darling at it.
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Misfortune, and recited misfortune especially, can be prolonged to the point where it ceases to excite pity and arouses only irritation.
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People ought to be one of two things, young or dead.
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And I’ll stay off Verlaine too; he was always chasing Rimbauds.
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Quick!! Act as if nothing has happened!
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I was always sweet, at first. Oh, it’s so easy to be sweet to people before you love them.
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Maybe it is only I, but conditions are such these days, that if you use studiously correct grammar, people suspect you of homosexual tendencies.
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Most good women are hidden treasures who are only safe because nobody looks for them.
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Never throw mud: you can miss the target, but your hands will remain dirty.
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If you have any young friends who aspire to become writers, the second-greatest favor you can do them is to present them with copies of The Elements of Style. The first-greatest, of course, is to shoot them now, while they’re happy.
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All I need is room enough to lay a hat and a few friends.
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You do what you can, and you do it because you should. But all you can do is all you can do.
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