Ducking for apples — change one letter and it’s the story of my life.
DOROTHY PARKERHe is a writer for the ages, the ages of four to eight.
More Dorothy Parker Quotes
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They tire of quiet, that have known the storm
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I like best to have one book in my hand, and a stack of others on the floor beside me, so as to know the supply of poppy and mandragora will not run out before the small hours.
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Don’t feel bad when I die; I’ve been dead for a long time.
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I hate writing, I love having written.
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If all the young ladies who attended the Yale promenade dance were laid end to end, no one would be the least surprised.
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You can lead a horticulture, but you can’t make her think.
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That woman speaks eighteen languages, and can’t say ‘No’ in any of them.
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All I need is room enough to lay a hat and a few friends.
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There’s life for you. Spend the best years of your life studying penmanship and rhetoric and syntax and Beowulf and George Eliot, and then somebody steals your pencil.
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Time may be a great healer, but it’s a lousy beautician.
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I know this will come as a shock to you, Mr. Goldwyn, but in all history, which has held billions and billions of human beings, not a single one ever had a happy ending.
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Most good women are hidden treasures who are only safe because nobody looks for them.
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A liberal is a man who leaves the room before the fight starts.
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Don’t look at me in that tone of voice.
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Said after she had been seriously ill: The doctors were very brave about it.
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