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He is a writer for the ages, the ages of four to eight.

Dorothy Parker

A girl’s best friend is her mutter.
DOROTHY PARKER

Best Friendship Girl Herself
Writing is the art of applying the ass to the seat.
DOROTHY PARKER

Art Seat Writing
That would be a good thing for them to cut on my tombstone: Wherever she went, including here, it was against her better judgment.
DOROTHY PARKER

Better Death Goodness Herself Judgement
If you have any young friends who aspire to become writers, the second-greatest favor you can do them is to present them with copies of The Elements of Style. The first-greatest, of course, is to shoot them now, while they’re happy.
DOROTHY PARKER

Friendship Greatness Happiness Present Writing Young
Genius can write on the back of old envelopes but mere talent requires the finest stationery available.
DOROTHY PARKER

Genius Material Talent Writing
People ought to be one of two things, young or dead.
DOROTHY PARKER

Death People Young
Genius can write on the back of old envelopes but mere talent requires the finest stationery available.
DOROTHY PARKER

Genius Material Talent Writing
Genius can write on the back of old envelopes but mere talent requires the finest stationery available.
DOROTHY PARKER

Genius Material Talent Writing
I can’t write five words but that I change seven.
DOROTHY PARKER

Change Myself Word Writing
That woman speaks eighteen languages, and can’t say ‘No’ in any of them.
DOROTHY PARKER

Language No Talk Woman
Vice is nice, but liquor is quicker.
DOROTHY PARKER

Alcohol Quick Vice
A liberal is a man who leaves the room before the fight starts.
DOROTHY PARKER

Fight Liberty Man Room Start
I like to have a martini/Two at the very most/After three I’m under the table/After four I’m under my host.
DOROTHY PARKER

Drink Food Funny Myself
Los Angeles: Seventy-two suburbs in search of a city.
DOROTHY PARKER

City Place Search
By the time you swear you’re his, Shivering and sighing. And he vows his passion is, Infinite, undying. Lady make note of this — One of you is lying.
DOROTHY PARKER

Death Lying Marriage Passion Promise Time Yourself
The definition of eternity is two people and a ham.
DOROTHY PARKER

Food Forever People

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