Honesty means nothing until you are tested under circumstances where you are sure you could get away with dishonesty.
DOROTHY PARKERHonesty means nothing until you are tested under circumstances where you are sure you could get away with dishonesty.
DOROTHY PARKERA girl’s best friend is her mutter.
DOROTHY PARKERI don’t mind anything that’s written about me, as long as it’s not true.
DOROTHY PARKERShould they whisper false of you, Never trouble to deny; Should the words they say be true, Weep and storm and say they lie.
DOROTHY PARKERVice is nice, but liquor is quicker.
DOROTHY PARKERThat would be a good thing for them to cut on my tombstone: Wherever she went, including here, it was against her better judgment.
DOROTHY PARKERNow, look, baby, ‘Union’ is spelled with 5 letters. It is not a four-letter word.
DOROTHY PARKERA liberal is a man who leaves the room before the fight starts.
DOROTHY PARKERWomen and elephants never forget.
DOROTHY PARKERIf you wear a short enough skirt, the party will come to you.
DOROTHY PARKERWhere unwilling dies the rose; buds the new another year.
DOROTHY PARKERThe only dependable law of life – everything is always worse than you thought it was going to be.
DOROTHY PARKERThey tire of quiet, that have known the storm
DOROTHY PARKERI require only three things of a man. He must be handsome, ruthless and stupid.
DOROTHY PARKERPeople ought to be one of two things, young or dead.
DOROTHY PARKERBut I don’t give up; I forget why not.
DOROTHY PARKER