The definition of eternity is two people and a ham.
DOROTHY PARKERHis voice was as intimate as the rustle of sheets.
More Dorothy Parker Quotes
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I hate writing, I love having written.
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Ducking for apples — change one letter and it’s the story of my life.
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Take me or leave me; or, as is the usual order of things, both.
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Three be the things I shall never attain: Envy, content, and sufficient champagne.
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Of Orson Welles: It’s like meeting God without dying.
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There’s a hell of a distance between wisecracking and wit. Wit has truth in it; wisecracking is simply calisthenics with words.
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I hate almost all rich people, but I think I’d be darling at it.
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A liberal is a man who leaves the room before the fight starts.
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If you looked for things to make you feel hurt and wretched and unnecessary, you were certain to find them.
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The cure for boredom is curiosity. There is no cure for curiosity.
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The definition of eternity is two people and a ham.
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If I didn’t care for fun and such, I’d probably amount to much. But I shall stay the way I am, Because I do not give a damn.
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Vice is nice, but liquor is quicker.
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Bewildered is the fox who lives to find that grapes beyond reach can be really sour.
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People ought to be one of two things, young or dead.
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