Take me or leave me; or, as is the usual order of things, both.
DOROTHY PARKERTake me or leave me; or, as is the usual order of things, both.
DOROTHY PARKERBy the time you swear you’re his, Shivering and sighing. And he vows his passion is, Infinite, undying. Lady make note of this — One of you is lying.
DOROTHY PARKERDon’t feel bad when I die; I’ve been dead for a long time.
DOROTHY PARKERThey tire of quiet, that have known the storm
DOROTHY PARKERYou can’t teach an old dogma new tricks.
DOROTHY PARKERIf you wear a short enough skirt, the party will come to you.
DOROTHY PARKERThe only “ism” Hollywood believes in is plagiarism.
DOROTHY PARKERI’m not a writer with a drinking problem, I’m a drinker with a writing problem.
DOROTHY PARKERBewildered is the fox who lives to find that grapes beyond reach can be really sour.
DOROTHY PARKERWriting is the art of applying the ass to the seat.
DOROTHY PARKERHe is a writer for the ages, the ages of four to eight.
DOROTHY PARKERI hate writing, I love having written.
DOROTHY PARKERYou can lead a horticulture, but you can’t make her think.
DOROTHY PARKERIt’s not the tragedies that kill us; it’s the messes.
DOROTHY PARKERA little bad taste is like a nice dash of paprika.
DOROTHY PARKERIf love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
DOROTHY PARKER