And I’ll stay off Verlaine too; he was always chasing Rimbauds.
DOROTHY PARKERThere’s a hell of a distance between wisecracking and wit. Wit has truth in it; wisecracking is simply calisthenics with words.
More Dorothy Parker Quotes
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You do what you can, and you do it because you should. But all you can do is all you can do.
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I don’t know much about being a millionaire, but I’ll bet I’d be darling at it.
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The cure for boredom is curiosity. There is no cure for curiosity.
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Don’t look at me in that tone of voice.
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Genius can write on the back of old envelopes but mere talent requires the finest stationery available.
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Said after she had been seriously ill: The doctors were very brave about it.
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All I say is, nobody has any business to go around looking like a horse and behaving as if it were all right. You don’t catch horses going around looking like people, do you?
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Bewildered is the fox who lives to find that grapes beyond reach can be really sour.
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Women and elephants never forget.
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The writer’s way is rough and lonely, and who would choose it while there are vacancies in more gracious professions, such as, say, cleaning out ferryboats?
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That woman speaks eighteen languages, and can’t say ‘No’ in any of them.
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The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant, and let the air out of the tires.
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There is entirely too much charm around, and something must be done to stop it.
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They tire of quiet, that have known the storm
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Now, look, baby, ‘Union’ is spelled with 5 letters. It is not a four-letter word.
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