The only “ism” Hollywood believes in is plagiarism.
DOROTHY PARKERThe only “ism” Hollywood believes in is plagiarism.
DOROTHY PARKERGenius can write on the back of old envelopes but mere talent requires the finest stationery available.
DOROTHY PARKERAnd if my heart be scarred and burned, The safer, I, for all I learned.
DOROTHY PARKERThey sicken of the calm who know the storm.
DOROTHY PARKERThe cleverest woman on earth is the biggest fool on earth with a man.
DOROTHY PARKERIf you don’t have anything nice to say, come sit by me.
DOROTHY PARKERI can’t write five words but that I change seven.
DOROTHY PARKERA little bad taste is like a nice dash of paprika.
DOROTHY PARKERNow I know the things I know, and I do the things I do; and if you do not like me so, to hell, my love, with you!
DOROTHY PARKERIf you want to know what God thinks about money, just look at the people He gives it to.
DOROTHY PARKERA girl’s best friend is her mutter.
DOROTHY PARKERThe only useful thing I ever learned in school was that if you spit on your eraser it erased ink.
DOROTHY PARKERI was always sweet, at first. Oh, it’s so easy to be sweet to people before you love them.
DOROTHY PARKERI hate almost all rich people, but I think I’d be darling at it.
DOROTHY PARKERThe definition of eternity is two people and a ham.
DOROTHY PARKERTake me or leave me; or, as is the usual order of things, both.
DOROTHY PARKER