I can’t write five words but that I change seven.
DOROTHY PARKERThe cleverest woman on earth is the biggest fool on earth with a man.
More Dorothy Parker Quotes
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They tire of quiet, that have known the storm
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Writing well is the best revenge.
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You can lead a horticulture, but you can’t make her think.
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Of Orson Welles: It’s like meeting God without dying.
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This is not a novel to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown with great force.
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Should they whisper false of you, Never trouble to deny; Should the words they say be true, Weep and storm and say they lie.
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It was written without fear and without research.
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All I say is, nobody has any business to go around looking like a horse and behaving as if it were all right. You don’t catch horses going around looking like people, do you?
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I was always sweet, at first. Oh, it’s so easy to be sweet to people before you love them.
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Don’t look at me in that tone of voice.
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Take me or leave me; or, as is the usual order of things, both.
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If you wear a short enough skirt, the party will come to you.
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A liberal is a man who leaves the room before the fight starts.
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The only “ism” Hollywood believes in is plagiarism.
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The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant, and let the air out of the tires.
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