He is a writer for the ages, the ages of four to eight.
DOROTHY PARKERThe cleverest woman on earth is the biggest fool on earth with a man.
More Dorothy Parker Quotes
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Genius can write on the back of old envelopes but mere talent requires the finest stationery available.
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Maybe it is only I, but conditions are such these days, that if you use studiously correct grammar, people suspect you of homosexual tendencies.
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A girl’s best friend is her mutter.
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Quick!! Act as if nothing has happened!
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Writing well is the best revenge.
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Los Angeles: Seventy-two suburbs in search of a city.
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Honesty means nothing until you are tested under circumstances where you are sure you could get away with dishonesty.
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I hate writing, I love having written.
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Misfortune, and recited misfortune especially, can be prolonged to the point where it ceases to excite pity and arouses only irritation.
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The definition of eternity is two people and a ham.
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The writer’s way is rough and lonely, and who would choose it while there are vacancies in more gracious professions, such as, say, cleaning out ferryboats?
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If you don’t have anything nice to say, come sit by me.
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If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
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If you wear a short enough skirt, the party will come to you.
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This is not a novel to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown with great force.
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