This is not a novel to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown with great force.
DOROTHY PARKERThe cleverest woman on earth is the biggest fool on earth with a man.
More Dorothy Parker Quotes
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[On being shown an apartment by a real estate agent:] Oh, dear, that’s much too big. All I need is room enough to lay a hat and a few friends.
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Quick!! Act as if nothing has happened!
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All I need is room enough to lay a hat and a few friends.
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If you want to know what God thinks about money, just look at the people He gives it to.
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Women and elephants never forget.
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I hate almost all rich people, but I think I’d be darling at it.
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The best way to avoid a hangover is to stay drunk.
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He is a writer for the ages, the ages of four to eight.
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I require only three things of a man. He must be handsome, ruthless and stupid.
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Take me or leave me; or, as is the usual order of things, both.
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His voice was as intimate as the rustle of sheets.
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All I say is, nobody has any business to go around looking like a horse and behaving as if it were all right. You don’t catch horses going around looking like people, do you?
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Friends come and go but I wouldn’t have thought you’d be one of them.
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Of Orson Welles: It’s like meeting God without dying.
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I’d like to have money. And I’d like to be a good writer. These two can come together, and I hope they will, but if that’s too adorable, I’d rather have money.
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