When I was a boy, I was taught never to use insulting expressions like, ‘I’ve been gypped,’ or, ‘He welshed on the deal.’
DICK GREGORYWhen I was a boy, I was taught never to use insulting expressions like, ‘I’ve been gypped,’ or, ‘He welshed on the deal.’
DICK GREGORYOne of the things I keep learning is that the secret of being happy is doing things for other people.
DICK GREGORYMakes you wonder. When I left St. Louis, I was making five dollars a night. Now I’m getting $5,000 a week — for saying the same things out loud I used to say under my breath.
DICK GREGORYRevolution ain’t nothing but an extent of evolution; Evolution is a fact of nature.
DICK GREGORYLast time I was down South I walked into this restaurant, and this white waitress came up to me and said: ‘We don’t serve colored people here.’ I said: ‘that’s all right, I don’t eat colored people. Bring me a whole fried chicken.
DICK GREGORYIn most places in the country, voting is looked upon as a right and a duty, but in Chicago, it’s a sport.
DICK GREGORYWhen I go through the airport and see white women walking through the airport barefooted, like athlete’s feet don’t exist, there’s something wrong.
DICK GREGORYHell hath no fury like a liberal scorned.
DICK GREGORYRiches do not delight us so much with their possession, as torment us with their loss.
DICK GREGORYThe most difficult thing to get people to do is to accept the obvious.
DICK GREGORYPolitical promises are much like marriage vows. They are made at the beginning of the relationship between candidate and voter, but are quickly forgotten.
DICK GREGORYAmerica will tolerate the taking of a human life without giving it a second thought. But don’t misuse a household pet.
DICK GREGORYEvery door of racial prejudice I can kick down, is one less door that my children have to kick down.
DICK GREGORYCoconut milk is the only thing on this planet that comes identically to mother’s milk.
DICK GREGORYEducation means to bring out wisdom. Indoctrination means to push in knowledge.
DICK GREGORYYou know, I always say white is not a color, white is an attitude, and if you haven’t got trillions of dollars in the bank that you don’t need, you can’t be white.
DICK GREGORY