We thought I was going to be a great athlete, and we were wrong, and I thought I was going to be a great entertainer, and that wasn’t it either. I’m going to be an American Citizen. First-class.
DICK GREGORYI waited at the counter of a white restaurant for eleven years. When they finally integrated, they didn’t have what I wanted.
More Dick Gregory Quotes
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When I first broke through, there was only NBC, CBS and ABC, and they had news in the morning and in the evening – there wasn’t no 24-hour news.
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Coconut milk is the only thing on this planet that comes identically to mother’s milk.
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I tell people, ‘If you want to send a message to the White House, call my house.’
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If it wasn’t for Abe Lincoln, I’d still be on the open market.
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It’s cool to be healthy.
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When I go through the airport and see white women walking through the airport barefooted, like athlete’s feet don’t exist, there’s something wrong.
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I never learned hate at home, or shame. I had to go to school for that.
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There’s a God force inside of you that gives you a will to live.
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Home was a place to be only when all other places were closed.
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One of the things I keep learning is that the secret of being happy is doing things for other people.
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I personally would say that the quickest way to wipe out a group of people is to put them on a soul food diet.
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Revolution ain’t nothing but an extent of evolution; Evolution is a fact of nature.
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Just being a Negro doesn’t qualify you to understand the race situation any more than being sick makes you an expert on medicine.
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The only good thing about the good old days is they’re gone.
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I personally believe breathatarianism to be the highest mode of human living breathing in pure air, absorbing the direct light and energies of the sun, bathing in pure water I look at the obituaries every morning and ain’t nobody listed but you eaters.
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