Did you know that in New Orleans they still have brown bag parties? What’s that, you ask? You and I go to a party, and when we get to the door, there’s a brown bag hanging down from the ceiling, and if our skin is darker than the brown bag, we can’t go in.
DICK GREGORYPolitical promises are much like marriage vows. They are made at the beginning of the relationship between candidate and voter, but are quickly forgotten.
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I never believed in Santa Claus because I knew no white dude would come into my neighborhood after dark.
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They told me there was very little racial prejudice in Hawaii. Like a woman is just a little bit pregnant.
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Once I realized the value of making people laugh, I got very good at it. Fast.
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Everything we do we should look at in terms of millions of people who can’t afford it.
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Makes you wonder. When I left St. Louis, I was making five dollars a night. Now I’m getting $5,000 a week — for saying the same things out loud I used to say under my breath.
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I waited at the counter of a white restaurant for eleven years. When they finally integrated, they didn’t have what I wanted.
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There’s a God force inside of you that gives you a will to live.
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My belief is, you know, certain things have to be explained that’s never been explained.
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Political promises are much like marriage vows. They are made at the beginning of the relationship between candidate and voter, but are quickly forgotten.
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Riches do not delight us so much with their possession, as torment us with their loss.
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The most difficult thing to get people to do is to accept the obvious.
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America will tolerate the taking of a human life without giving it a second thought. But don’t misuse a household pet.
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Last time I was down South I walked into this restaurant, and this white waitress came up to me and said: ‘We don’t serve colored people here.’ I said: ‘that’s all right, I don’t eat colored people. Bring me a whole fried chicken.
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In most places in the country, voting is looked upon as a right and a duty, but in Chicago, it’s a sport.
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When I go through the airport and see white women walking through the airport barefooted, like athlete’s feet don’t exist, there’s something wrong.
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